Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Jun 09, 2009 9:36:12 am PDT #12374 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Okay, Hil, you're inspiring me. I have other work work to do, but it can wait and the house is a total wreck. I wonder what I can get done if I just do that all day?

Plus I might be having kids over tomorrow, so it should be at least reasonably presentable.


Vortex - Jun 09, 2009 9:36:33 am PDT #12375 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

go, hil! As someone who hates to clean, I feel your pain. I only do it when I'm having people over.


Barb - Jun 09, 2009 9:50:40 am PDT #12376 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Seriously, I hate middle schoolers.

I can't tell you how angry it makes me that I have to comfort my kid on the next to last day of school because he found out that people are writing "freak" above his picture in the yearbook. Little bastards.


WindSparrow - Jun 09, 2009 9:59:45 am PDT #12377 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh, Barb, that's horrible. I don't know what to say.


Gudanov - Jun 09, 2009 10:00:58 am PDT #12378 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I'm sorry the little bastards are doing that. Kids can really be sucktastic to each other at times.


Burrell - Jun 09, 2009 10:02:10 am PDT #12379 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Barb. Kids can be so heartless.


Glamcookie - Jun 09, 2009 10:02:53 am PDT #12380 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Poor noodle. Kids can be such little shits.


Hil R. - Jun 09, 2009 10:04:32 am PDT #12381 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ugh. Poor kid.


Barb - Jun 09, 2009 10:08:00 am PDT #12382 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Thanks guys-- I mean, I try telling him that today's freaks are tomorrow's successes and did he really think that people were kind to Steve Wozniak when he was a chubby twelve year old? Not to mention that some of the best people I know, his father included, not only were considered freaks as kids, but still proudly fly their freak flags because it makes them some of the nicest, most interesting people as adults.

Cold comfort, I'm afraid when you're twelve and the universe feels as if it's ganging up on you.


Hil R. - Jun 09, 2009 10:12:00 am PDT #12383 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, I did the easy bathroom-cleaning stuff -- my mirrors are now spotless. Next step, sink. Then toilet, then floor.