xkcd is playing with fire today.
'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
To be all mememe for a moment, good LORD is it a bad time for my AD's to poop out. I've got an event tomorrow I've been working on for 6 months, and my key speaker pulled out 3 days before.
Dear Cymbalta & Abilify -
What happened? I thought we had a good thing going. Okay, so I'm ridiculously sleepy, but I was still getting things done. And then all of a sudden, whoosh! You fail and leave me with paralyzing anxiety attacks and self-loathing.
Eff you.
Me
{{{Smonster}}} Tons of calm~ma to you.
T has contacted HR who is being very supportive and is going to apply for FMLA to protect herself. She wanted me to thank all of you for the evil thoughts headed toward her boss.
all of you for the evil thoughts headed toward her boss.
I love the idea of the b.org~ma: always useful, evil or good.
smonster, my ~mas.
I'm releasing the finding-the-right-med-combo ~ma to you, smonster. Sorry, I used it and forgot to put it back.
Can I be extra selfish and ask for some ~ma for my "nephew" D? He is my honorary nephew and T's biological nephew, and he is really very upset by everything that is happening to T.
Can someone smite T's boss for me?
Grrrrr...
May every time T's boss take something for a headache, the headache increases ten fold until he eats an ugli fruit on the third Wednesday of Pentecost.
Oh man. Poor D. ~ma to him.
Thanks for the ~ma.
I created a to-do list and I've started working on it, 10 minutes at a time. I canna do more.
t takes the calm~ma received, blows on it gently and separates it into two parts, each as big as the original portion, then wafts a portion over to T's nephew
Aw. A friend had twin boys over the weekend. Carmine and Vincenzo. I'm just tickled at such imposing names for such tiny bambinos. (4lbs 3 oz and 4lbs 10 oz, but breathing on their own and expected home next week so all looks good.)