Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jun 07, 2009 8:00:57 pm PDT #12183 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Really Really bad idea for Bubble Gum: [link]


WindSparrow - Jun 07, 2009 8:02:14 pm PDT #12184 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Really Really bad idea for Bubble Gum: [link]

ohgodohgodohgod, don't click.

nasty nasty nasty.

I hates the boyfriend for posting that, I hates him, the nasty Baggins.


DCJensen - Jun 07, 2009 8:02:58 pm PDT #12185 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Could be worse, could be SPAM flavored.


Laga - Jun 07, 2009 8:03:22 pm PDT #12186 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Thanks for the warning, WindSparrow. I'm taking your advice.


WindSparrow - Jun 07, 2009 8:04:02 pm PDT #12187 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

A jury of my peers would not convict....


WindSparrow - Jun 07, 2009 8:05:47 pm PDT #12188 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

He didn't give me the option to not click. Just said it out loud. It caused more brain damage than Vogon poetry. I've still got grey matter oozing out of my ears.

nastynastynasty


DCJensen - Jun 07, 2009 8:13:30 pm PDT #12189 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee...


WindSparrow - Jun 07, 2009 8:27:08 pm PDT #12190 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Now, see, that's some darned mellifluous verse.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jun 07, 2009 10:38:55 pm PDT #12191 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Have woken up to hear that the British National Party (terrifying fascists) has two MEPs (in the European Parliament). There's been a massive political crisis going on here for a while, of which this is one result. It's getting quite scary.

Shir, when I was 18, I *was* your difficult friend. (In my defence, that was a decade-and-a-half ago, and I've improved a lot and learnt stuff!) In my case, my long-suffering friends eventually cut me off and didn't see me for a while. It upset me, but it was the only way I was ever going to realise how much I was damaging them and how inappropriate my behaviour was. (Btw, is there any chance she's even vaguely on the autistic spectrum? I am, which was a big part of the reason I didn't understand appropriate social behaviour.)

I'm driving back to uni today, to spend the week working on my dissertation. Post-final-papers, I'm having a bit of academic disillusion. Would quite like to ignore my dissertation entirely for a summer. Blah.


omnis_audis - Jun 07, 2009 10:45:46 pm PDT #12192 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Shir, if she can't afford a psychologist, can she at least pay you in chocolate or something. "I'm sorry, I didn't receive my 10 grams of choco/minute. I prefer the Max brenner stuff. It helps me think, to help you with your situation". t /no help

It's one of these things, and it won't assemble properly.
As a new Dallas resident, I think I take offense at it being called the Magic Bullet. That is a failed theory that has gone on too long.
The blade part won't fit into the mechanism! Also there are no buttons.
But then again, maybe the fail goes along with the name.