'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jun 07, 2009 5:35:41 am PDT #12100 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"You're mean! Stop looking at me!"

"Save it for Dr. Phil, babe."

If his guests said that to him I'd so watch it.


Barb - Jun 07, 2009 5:40:08 am PDT #12101 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

"Save it for Dr. Phil, babe."

My default is "Save it for Oprah, baby."


Barb - Jun 07, 2009 5:41:40 am PDT #12102 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

pancakes and bacon:

I am torn between two pairs of Mary Janes, neither of which I particularly need, you understand...

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billytea - Jun 07, 2009 5:44:55 am PDT #12103 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I am torn between two pairs of Mary Janes, neither of which I particularly need, you understand...

TOOORN between two loafers
Feelin' like a fool
Loving both of them
They're comfier than mules


Barb - Jun 07, 2009 5:45:47 am PDT #12104 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

::sticks tongue out at bt::


billytea - Jun 07, 2009 5:51:54 am PDT #12105 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

::sticks tongue out at bt::

Aww. Now I feel like such a heel. My words may have been laced with arch commentary, but it wasn't my sole motivation, honest.


Barb - Jun 07, 2009 6:02:45 am PDT #12106 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

::facepalms::


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2009 6:06:42 am PDT #12107 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Barb, the black and red, definitely!!! Where did you find them? I love them!


Barb - Jun 07, 2009 6:08:52 am PDT #12108 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

That crack house, Zappos. It's evillllll, man. Perhaps I shall save them for a birthday present suggestion. I can wait two-and-a-half months, right?


-t - Jun 07, 2009 6:09:50 am PDT #12109 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Love the first pair. Not sure about that mesh on the second.

Cannot pun before coffee, but I apparently have opinions.