If I try to use a neti pot, and my sinuses are so clogged that the water hits a point and can barely get through, that's bad, right?
Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.
'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Jun 06, 2009 5:50:16 pm PDT #12089 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
omnis_audis - Jun 06, 2009 5:51:32 pm PDT #12090 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
sure ain't good! Yikes!
Hil R. - Jun 06, 2009 5:57:58 pm PDT #12091 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
If it's not better by Monday, I'll go to student health then. (They're closed on Sundays.)
WindSparrow - Jun 06, 2009 6:17:39 pm PDT #12092 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Poor Hil. I hope you feel better soon, shoulders, neck and sinuses all.
Hil R. - Jun 06, 2009 6:40:12 pm PDT #12093 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Thanks.
I noticed at the grocery store today that Us magazine had a cover story of Jon and Kate, with the big headline being that someone overheard one of the kids saying, "Mommy, you're mean!" The subheads were all about how horrible Kate is, in various other ways. Is there any mother on the planet who hasn't been told "You're mean" by a kid at some point? And with eight kids, it's bound to happen more often.
In other bad reality TV news, I found out that I'm three degrees of separation from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I've watched a few episodes, and those people horrify me. And now I know that they also horrify their relatives.
omnis_audis - Jun 06, 2009 7:25:22 pm PDT #12094 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In other bad reality TV news, I found out that I'm three degrees of separation from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I've watched a few episodes, and those people horrify me. And now I know that they also horrify their relatives.If that horrifies you, think how you are four degrees from ex President Bush! AAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
WindSparrow - Jun 06, 2009 7:40:23 pm PDT #12095 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Is there any mother on the planet who hasn't been told "You're mean" by a kid at some point? And with eight kids, it's bound to happen more often.
It is my considered opinion that any mother who doesn't hear that at least once in a while, is probably not doing her job. Or has duck taped her kids' mouths shut.
erikaj - Jun 06, 2009 8:17:07 pm PDT #12096 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
God, I'm SO glad my mom was not a reality star. For literally millions of reasons, of course, but on at least one occasion, she "threatened" to Change Her Name And Move Away if we said "Mom..." one more time. And because one of my first words really was "asshole," although I think my dad got the ultimate blame. Or should I say The man I thought of as my father...although my mom doesn't love my Denis-Leary-behind Celebrity-Theatre theory, but, actually I think it would explain a lot.(And the fact that I really told her this is another giant reason why cameras should never follow us. Ever.) Because I RPF'ed my own mother...I doubt there's even a program for that.
Barb - Jun 07, 2009 4:47:19 am PDT #12097 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
It is my considered opinion that any mother who doesn't hear that at least once in a while, is probably not doing her job. Or has duck taped her kids' mouths shut.
Word.
When my kids say I'm mean, I tell them they're lucky they live in a fairly benevolent dictatorship.
Volans - Jun 07, 2009 5:23:10 am PDT #12098 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Yeah, our new rote exchange goes something like "You're mean and you are not my friend anymore!"
"Great, then I'm doing my job."