Nandi: I ain't her. Mal: Only people in this room is you and me.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jun 05, 2009 1:19:46 pm PDT #12035 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

K-K-K-K-K-Kathmandu!


DCJensen - Jun 05, 2009 1:33:20 pm PDT #12036 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

On the other hand last week's $232 million dollar lottery ticket was bought in South Dakota by a 23 year old rancher who just recently had his mobile home repossessed. [link]

The name of the town? Winner.

He said he recently told his horse, Eleanor, that "It'd be nice if we go for a longer ride than usual on a bigger ranch of our own."

I bet he will.


Hil R. - Jun 05, 2009 1:58:14 pm PDT #12037 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My dad just told me next year for my mumbledeesomethingth birthday, he'll take me on a 10 day trip anywhere in the world I want to go. Now I have to figure out where to go.

Greece! Turkey! Thailand! India! Madagascar! Israel! Egypt! Morocco!

I'm not helping, am I?

Wikipedia is dangerous. I went to find out the year that Germany became a country, and ended up clicking through everything I could possibly want to know about nationalism in Europe. (This was prompted by looking at some immigration records for my relatives, and realizing once again that our modern concepts of "race" and "ethnicity" and "nationality" are pretty modern. On these older forms, there are plenty of people whose race is German and they're citizens or subjects of Hungary, or their race is Polish and they're citizens or subjects of Austria, or something like that. My ancestors' race is listed as Hebrew. One thing I found really interesting -- of the several different columns for race and nationality and ethnicity and everything, there isn't anywhere where "white" would be a possible answer.)


sj - Jun 05, 2009 2:09:44 pm PDT #12038 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Can I have some -ma for my friend T? She had a minor stroke the other day at the age of 31. She's going for a ton of tests and it sounds like her doctors are on top of things, and she doesn't have any lasting damage. T has been my bff since we were six, and I can't stand that she is on the other side of the country and I am not there to be there for her.


askye - Jun 05, 2009 2:11:46 pm PDT #12039 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

My paternal grandmother didn't know how to cook when she got married, her mother and older half sister were terrific cooks and somehow she never learned. So my grandfather taught her, she's a good cook as long as she has a recipe and specific instructions. My great grandmother cooked a lot with "a pinch of this" or " a handful of that" and my grandmother couldn't learn that way. She needs precise. 1 tablespoon of this or 2 cups of that. And she doesn't know how to really subsititute for things or omit something.

I take after my great grandmother (who I never met, she died a few months before I was born) and deviate from recipes all the time or just make things up.

I did not get any of the talent of fixing up or creating things (besides food). My Mom is a great one for home improvement jobs, partly out of necessity (being a single mom) and mostly because she likes it. She redid her entire half bath, including replacing the toilet, with minimal help from her best friend.

My brother is a good at making things -he's made a coffee table top, a bookcase, and other things. Plus he's handy with repairs -- and can cook! People think he takes the home repair and building stuff from my dad. Nope, Mom. Although both of my grandfathers were good builders and creators.

Mom taught us how to cook and do laundry and other things. It baffled me to realize when I was out of high school that people my age didn't know how to do laundry or even how to write a check.

When SLNRLBF was here he did most of the cooking. He's a good cook even though he says he's not. And we helped doing dishes.


Hil R. - Jun 05, 2009 2:15:11 pm PDT #12040 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Lots of ~ma for T.


Barb - Jun 05, 2009 2:25:51 pm PDT #12041 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Lots of ~ma for your friend sj.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 05, 2009 2:47:59 pm PDT #12042 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yikes, sj. How scary!


beth b - Jun 05, 2009 3:12:55 pm PDT #12043 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Lots of ma~~~~ for T!


Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2009 3:15:27 pm PDT #12044 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

T~ma!