Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jun 05, 2009 9:02:58 am PDT #11995 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Silly Raq. You're only supposed to cook inside the house.


Jessica - Jun 05, 2009 9:03:47 am PDT #11996 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, the fact that I do the grilling and all the driving when we go anywhere together seems to bug people.

O HAI, this is me also.


Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2009 9:05:27 am PDT #11997 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm a whiz at cooking scrambled eggs on plain stainless steel and not having them stick

I'd like to know that too! It's like magic.

not knowing what a clove was, she put in two bulbs

See, this would have been me. All those "you won't believe this" cooking stories? They're me. I lived in my last apartment for two years before I realized that the little drawer under the stove was actually a broiler. I can cook eggs, and meat if it's not too complicated, and I guess I could stir-fry if I ever wanted to eat vegetables. If it involves a "recipe", I'll screw it up. I don't cook.


Jessica - Jun 05, 2009 9:05:37 am PDT #11998 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Silly Raq. You're only supposed to cook inside the house.

But then where will I light big piles of rocks on fire?


Gudanov - Jun 05, 2009 9:06:33 am PDT #11999 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Also, the fact that I do the grilling and all the driving when we go anywhere together seems to bug people.

That's me too, it's very stereotypical and naturally doesn't bug anyone. On the rare occasions I don't drive, it is awesome. I'm going someplace and I don't have to do anything.


Burrell - Jun 05, 2009 9:13:42 am PDT #12000 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love to cook, which means I'm usually the one who cooks in the family, but DH can certainly feed the whole family. He just finds the cooking a lot more stressful than I do. My mom was an amazing cook, really amazing. Not like having a chef in the house, just good home cooking. I learned so much from her.


Sean K - Jun 05, 2009 9:14:44 am PDT #12001 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I can't tell you how many problems I've had with female partners of male friends because I like nerdstuff. Also, the fact that I do the grilling and all the driving when we go anywhere together seems to bug people.

You're making the other women look bad. Or you're being too manly. Or both.


DavidS - Jun 05, 2009 9:20:55 am PDT #12002 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or you're being too manly.

Not the word I would use to describe Raq who has both the Va and the Voom.


smonster - Jun 05, 2009 9:29:56 am PDT #12003 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My mom was a stay-at-home mom, and cooked meals from scratch every blessed night for decades. Pretty much still does. My dad cooks once in a while, and does handle the grill. My mom did most of the indoor cleaning when we were young - my sis does it now, and does the dishes after dinner. My dad does some indoor stuff, and he and Mama also share the outside duties (she likes gardening more than he does).

It's POURING outside. A real gully-washer.

I just ate tiny ravioli from a coffee mug with chopsticks, to avoid doing my work dishes.

Also, a coworker just informed me that I have a parking ticket. Grr...


Calli - Jun 05, 2009 9:30:27 am PDT #12004 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My mom was a very good cook, but she considered it work. After she retired they hired out the lawn mowing (formerly a Dad chore) and either ate out or ate frozen dinners for most meals. When Mom retired she really retired.