"McDonalds. Takeout."
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sarameg - Jun 04, 2009 5:13:14 pm PDT #11895 of 30000
Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2009 5:16:52 pm PDT #11896 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
What if he can't cook? What if he's really not happy unless he comes home to a meal, and he wants that meal to have meat? (In Mom-world, professional chefs are the only men who can cook, it seems.)
My current potential future wife is vegetarian, and I have these questions myself!
But I agree the hypotheticals are a little out of hand if you don't even have a specific person to be hypothetical about first.
Miracleman - Jun 04, 2009 5:16:54 pm PDT #11897 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Suzi, I'm so sorry for your loss.
In MM news: I have now completed my first week of college in twenty years. I am appalled and abashed that some skills are rustier than I thought ("This comes with a side of humility? Oh, fine...I guess I'll eat it...") but feel more alive than I have in...quite some time.
That. Is all.
Hil R. - Jun 04, 2009 5:17:26 pm PDT #11898 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I think my mom expects all men to be like my dad in the kitchen -- he really can't cook. He can make spaghetti and scrambled eggs, and that's about it.
Also, my parents have several new neighbors who are people I went to school with, with their spouses and toddlers. Mom wants grandkids. (We also had discussions about raising kids vegan or vegetarian. I was actually able to reassure her that that's healthy -- partially by spouting enough nutritional stuff that saw that I knew what I was talking about, and partially by showing her some photos of vegan kids. So she now doesn't have to worry about her hypothetical grandkids being malnourished.)
Hil R. - Jun 04, 2009 5:18:33 pm PDT #11899 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
In MM news: I have now completed my first week of college in twenty years.
Cool!
feel more alive than I have in...quite some time.
Yay education!
Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2009 5:20:06 pm PDT #11900 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hil, I think my mom and your mom are bitching to each other on the phone every night.
Trudy Booth - Jun 04, 2009 6:37:14 pm PDT #11901 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My current potential future wife is vegetarian, and I have these questions myself!
Don't worry, you can learn the Foreman Grill once you master the blender.
billytea - Jun 04, 2009 6:41:15 pm PDT #11902 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In MM news: I have now completed my first week of college in twenty years. I am appalled and abashed that some skills are rustier than I thought ("This comes with a side of humility? Oh, fine...I guess I'll eat it...") but feel more alive than I have in...quite some time.
That is very cool. And what I'm up for. I've received my letter of acceptance into Melbourne Uni's Master of Finance.
Don't worry, you can learn the Foreman Grill once you master the blender.
I want to see the dish that combines the two.
NoiseDesign - Jun 04, 2009 6:42:15 pm PDT #11903 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
You know he's going to end up blending the Foreman Grill on the first try.
beth b - Jun 04, 2009 6:43:57 pm PDT #11904 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
{{Suzi}}