Wow. Some serious family weirdness just came to the surface. My nephew was supposed to get married on July 4 (a day for marriages that I've already decided is cursed due to another couple I know who got married on that day that broke up less than two years later) I just found out that the marriage is off. These two have been together for years, but have always had issues on where they wanted to live, and, once they decided on getting married, totally waffled on the whens and wheres. They'd sent out invitations for this and then tonight I found it was off.
I'm kinda in the "Whoa!!" zone right now. I'm also afraid I laughed inappropriately while talking to my brother both from the shock AND the non shock.
I may be a naive male, but this thing is one of them.
I cannot
believe
how naive you are to dismiss the importance of the china pattern and our right to vote on it. (Preferentially.)
Preferential voting: Please rank the following in order of preference:
- Yes
- Fuck yes
- Pix has already answered the question somewhere offline away from us losers
- We need a rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove...
Preferential voting: Please rank the following in order of preference:
Uhm...okay...
1. Fuck yes!
2. Pix has already answered....
3. Yes.
4. Gotta get a rooster.
She hasn't logged onto her computer yet and is, in fact, currently taking a nap.
KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And get a bucket of chicken.
So no, she hasn't answered anything offline and away from the board.
Dude, this is srsly one of the more awesome moments in the history of the board. Ya big romantic galoot.
