Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - May 26, 2009 3:11:03 pm PDT #11002 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oops. Sorry. I killed the thread.


amych - May 26, 2009 3:13:33 pm PDT #11003 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And the assistant.

(but I don't think you did)


Nora Deirdre - May 26, 2009 3:25:12 pm PDT #11004 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Of course, you can get that ability (depending on the state) by signing up for it with no religious specification at all.

We had a retired economist marry us, as a Vermont Justice of the Peace. I love Vermont. I recommend Vermont elopements for all.

I am not a fan of the theory of having a wedding to recoup the costs of attending others' weddings. I think that is actually kinda crass and epitomizes the commercialization and scorekeeping that people sometimes do. (er, no offense to your friend Toddson, but I feel pretty strongly about it.)


Laga - May 26, 2009 3:27:47 pm PDT #11005 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Laga, I say this with love. I've partied with your family. They can drink! (and that was only Christmas!!)

Only Christmas? That's one of the biggest drinking holidays of the year! Mmmmm mimosas.


askye - May 26, 2009 3:40:43 pm PDT #11006 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I sent SLNRLBF back to Vermont today.

I didn't want to and the weather almost got us a chance to stay together another day but although his plane out of here was seriously delayed he got on it and the plane in Atlanta wasn't even there yet so I'm going to assume (since I haven't heard from him yet) that he made the plane and is heading back.

We had a wonderful, if too short, of a time. And I've been stirring around tonight trying to figure out what to do with myself.

We also talked about our future and some plans that although do not include a Vermont elopement, does include me moving to Vermont and us getting married on the beach here in Florida at some point.


amych - May 26, 2009 3:42:19 pm PDT #11007 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

us getting married

bears repeating

us getting married

... and again

us getting married

!!!


askye - May 26, 2009 3:43:22 pm PDT #11008 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

We're not engaged or anything official. But we know what we want.


§ ita § - May 26, 2009 3:43:51 pm PDT #11009 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's so sweet.


Calli - May 26, 2009 3:48:06 pm PDT #11010 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That sounds great, askye!


Barb - May 26, 2009 3:49:42 pm PDT #11011 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh YAY, askye!