Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.

Angel ,'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - May 24, 2009 6:15:12 pm PDT #10818 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Wow, Fay. That guy had a ridiculous lack of social skills.


erin_obscure - May 24, 2009 6:18:08 pm PDT #10819 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Re: cranberry, i sometimes also go for cranberry concentrate pills, easier to choke down than real cranberry juice. When i do the real juice, i usually dilute it heavily with fizzy water and a sqeeze of lime. Vodka doesn't hurt ;)


beth b - May 24, 2009 6:31:22 pm PDT #10820 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Are you feeling better , erin?

In general, my family is quiet. DH can actually make me mad enough to scream incoherently. But , I also get over being mad at him pretty quickly. So I figure the trade off , while still very foreign to me, might be worth it.

and wow, I Know some people can be clueless, fay -- but that was extra special.


Barb - May 24, 2009 6:36:53 pm PDT #10821 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

JesusGOD, Fay-- that's unbelievable. In what universe would someone even begin to imagine that's appropriate conversation anywhere other than prison?


Atropa - May 24, 2009 6:40:39 pm PDT #10822 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Fay, that was a bit mindbogglingly clueless. If I had been there, I would have smiled brightly and said in a cheery tone, "I'm sorry, these questions are completely inappropriate! We're going to change the topic now!"

But then, I am not one for subtlety in those sorts of situations.


Vortex - May 24, 2009 6:42:23 pm PDT #10823 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I know that you all want a mom update - this morning she sends this long email to me and my bro about Family Tradition (her caps, not mine) and what she wants to do tomorrow. (side note: it's not a Family Tradition (tm) if only part of the family does it). She posts a PS that apologizes for "losing it". Bro, who has been warned, responds and says that he'll take one for the team. He calls her and she goes on and on, says it's "inhumane" to leave her on Memorial Day (side note pt. 2- what makes this day so fucking special? she could stay home and never know that it was "memorial day"). so, we're all doing the crazy tomorrow. yay!


Cashmere - May 24, 2009 6:43:50 pm PDT #10824 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Unrelatedly, we tried to go to Taco Bell to get the kids' meal b/c the toy is luchadores you put on your thumbs to thumb-wrestle, and the Taco Bell drive-thru voice over the squawk-box said that their kids' meals didn't come with toys. FAIL.

Oh, that is such BULLSHIT We have PROOF to the contrary. I'll try to get a few for you up here, Teppy and send them on. Owen left two at my sister's but we have two more and I'm going to just keep going back until we get a collection. They rock!


Cashmere - May 24, 2009 6:46:58 pm PDT #10825 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Tep, they're also on their website. I'd check with corporate or try another store in your area. They're called Thumbs of Fury.


Shir - May 24, 2009 6:52:00 pm PDT #10826 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Dear roomiee:

Please shower already. I need to take a shower too, and leaving in an hour.


Ginger - May 24, 2009 6:53:47 pm PDT #10827 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

it's "inhumane" to leave her on Memorial Day

Only if you leave her tied to a float in the parade.