This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - May 22, 2009 1:15:36 pm PDT #10677 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I really hope not. He's married.


NoiseDesign - May 22, 2009 1:23:36 pm PDT #10678 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I must not kill children. I must not kill children. I must not kill children.


Laura - May 22, 2009 1:25:24 pm PDT #10679 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Why not?


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2009 1:30:05 pm PDT #10680 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Because the children are our future.


NoiseDesign - May 22, 2009 1:31:01 pm PDT #10681 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Orlando airport. Airport wide flight delays. Small children.

I'm sure you can fill in the details.


Connie Neil - May 22, 2009 1:40:31 pm PDT #10682 of 30000
brillig

Why not?

Because the surly, yet strangely content, adult would always be the first suspect.


sj - May 22, 2009 1:40:58 pm PDT #10683 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We're eating Chinese tonight because there are no good Italian places that deliver.


sj - May 22, 2009 1:52:40 pm PDT #10684 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

TCG chose to put on the news because the DVR is empty. I am watching awful story that reminds me why I don't watch the news.


DCJensen - May 22, 2009 1:59:13 pm PDT #10685 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Dude, we have Butter.

Huh.


Calli - May 22, 2009 2:09:38 pm PDT #10686 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yay, Burrell!

Why not?

Too much security at the airport. Hard to hide the bodies successfully.