100% of all people who eat and breathe wind up DEAD! Eating and breathing must be stopped!
But then not breathing can cause brain damage, which can result in people writing inane letters to the editor....
Never send a minion to do a god's work.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 20, 2009 6:39:10 am PDT #10371 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Trudy Booth - May 20, 2009 6:55:24 am PDT #10372 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Asprin is a "gateway" drug.
omnis_audis - May 20, 2009 7:37:04 am PDT #10373 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I love my boss! There was a 10am meeting for an event happening June 2nd. Originally I was supposed to go, the only person in Production. Why only the sound guy? I dunno. Boss said it makes more sense for him to go and represent all of production. Sweet, since I usually show up 10:30, I didn't want to have to get to work earlier, right? It's 11:35, and they just let out for a quick pee break. Ubber boss walked by with a piece of cake, and I said, at least they had cake, he says "ya, but we had to sing 'Happy Birthday'... TWICE". SooOoo glad I didn't have to go to that meeting. I got two others today. That's enough meetings.
Connie Neil - May 20, 2009 7:40:40 am PDT #10374 of 30000
brillig
Asprin is a "gateway" drug.
I love Trudy.
I'm surprised it didn't come up that most of the pharmacy heists you hear of were for oxycontin. See? It's just a lure to criminal behavior.
Aims - May 20, 2009 7:44:03 am PDT #10375 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Mmmm...went to the Syrian bakery for lunch. Mmmmm....
Glamcookie - May 20, 2009 8:53:17 am PDT #10376 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
So much ~ma to you, Burrell.
Aims - May 20, 2009 9:06:08 am PDT #10377 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
So very much ~~ma~~ and no cancer for you, Burrell.
Nora Deirdre - May 20, 2009 9:06:29 am PDT #10378 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
~ma for Burrell
Burrell - May 20, 2009 9:10:54 am PDT #10379 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
thanks everyone
§ ita § - May 20, 2009 9:13:22 am PDT #10380 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Vibing for you, Burrell.