I'm thinking an ad in Craigslist to start the Elenor Rigby Society or something. If we get all the lonely people together, might have a better chance of them not being so lonely.
Yeah. Or else maybe we'd end up with all the lonely people in one big room, with everyone saying, "God, the rest of you all suck."
At least we'd finally find out where the hell they all come from.
Jess, coffee did that to me, too. It reminds me if I forget. I'm down to a large morning cup and then a mid-morning half-caff. Ugh.
I understand the dread, but the ADD is a very real condition.
I'm sorry if I was being thoughtless. I certainly recognize the reality of ADD. I have other thoughts too, but I am in no shape to engage in a long discussion right now.
I experimentally had only one cup of coffee this morning.
I wish I was Jessica right now.
I'm down to a large morning cup and then a mid-morning half-caff. Ugh.
But...decaf! It's like admitting defeat! I must remain strong and pure and caffeinated!
(Yes, I am aware that I have a problem. Hush, all of you.)
(...and now my caffeine tattoo feels like the name of an ex-boyfriend I should have removed. See above, re: AWARE OF PROBLEM-HAVING.)
...and now my caffeine tattoo feels like the name of an ex-boyfriend I should have removed.
That was spelled wrong in the first place.
I got caught singing King Julien's "Me and My JJ" song in the shower this morning. G-D lemurs.
I still can't believe I haven't had a soft drink since last November.
I usually have one or two cups of coffee, one in the morning and one midday, but I skip the second cup about half the time.
That was spelled wrong in the first place.
Really, the only way it could be worse is if I'd chosen the Chinese character for coffee only to find out later that it was really the Chinese character for pickled herring.