It is definitely much more fun to clean the toilet when there is someone to listen to you swear at the toilet brush for splashing you.
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - May 18, 2009 9:27:18 am PDT #10087 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
amych - May 18, 2009 9:28:03 am PDT #10088 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
wow, that has horrible connotations.
I KNOW. And in so many totally different directions!
Connie Neil - May 18, 2009 9:34:10 am PDT #10089 of 30000
brillig
Hubby sometimes reverts to wolf and woofs at me. I will woof back, and we can have conversations based on tone of voice. Then we realize we have witnesses who are looking at us funny. Then there's when he's tired or coming out of sedation, and I have to bounce between multiple languages. And then people say we're cute, and we both get bristly.
Connie Neil - May 18, 2009 9:35:11 am PDT #10090 of 30000
brillig
It was an accident, it was sheer luck, and it was all timing.
Ayup. Damned frustrating life thing.
Shir - May 18, 2009 9:36:59 am PDT #10091 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Hubby sometimes reverts to wolf and woofs at me. I will woof back, and we can have conversations based on tone of voice. Then we realize we have witnesses who are looking at us funny. Then there's when he's tired or coming out of sedation, and I have to bounce between multiple languages. And then people say we're cute, and we both get bristly.
I have a friend, and we can have full conversations with nothing but meowing each other.
Polter-Cow - May 18, 2009 9:37:52 am PDT #10092 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
All of which sucks rocks to hear when you're the one who's single. Because how the hell are you supposed to know when your timing is right?
I KNOW. I mean, sometimes I wonder if I should be being more aggressive, but other times I realize that so much of life is RIDICULOUS SHIT YOU NEVER EXPECT so for all I know it's going to work itself out all on its own. My current potential future wife takes a week to respond to e-mails, so it's taking longer to determine whether we're right for each other or not.
tommyrot - May 18, 2009 9:40:36 am PDT #10093 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
current potential future wife
I just like that phrase.
Sean K - May 18, 2009 9:41:16 am PDT #10094 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
However, since it can mean that, doing itt in front of others is kinda rude, I think.
This is why I was disgusted by the veritable fuckton of juvenile PDA at the Burbank mall yesterday, when I walked over there to find some lunch between shows. Oh my dog, teenagers are gross.
Aims - May 18, 2009 9:54:09 am PDT #10095 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
joe and I treated his cousin and her husband to the Aimee and MiracleMan Show on Saturday. it was funny I am one who sometimes misses the beginning of love love. But I adore the everyday real life companionship love I have with Joe. He is my very best friend. Nothing seems real until he knows about it.
omnis_audis - May 18, 2009 9:57:37 am PDT #10096 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Ugg. Just had to write a hard e-mail. Vendor from gala complaining that his crew is demanding extra money because they had to carry heavy equipment up stairs. Um. Elevator! And not once did they say "hey the elevator isn't working" or "hey, this wasn't part of the bargain, it will cost more".
I think I'm leaving work early today. So there.