Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - May 17, 2009 1:01:45 pm PDT #10013 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've never actually been on a date. The concept terrifies me.

Me neither. Of the exactly two relationships I've ever been in, one doesn't count because it was a stupid half-assed high school thing, and the other I married. Neither involved dating. I have ZERO idea how either one began.

And all my friends are you invisible people in the shiny networked box, so...yeah. Advice on being a social human is an unmixy thing with me.


Anne W. - May 17, 2009 1:03:39 pm PDT #10014 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Advice on being a social human is an unmixy thing with me.

Same here. At 40, I've had so little dating experience it's not even funny.


Hil R. - May 17, 2009 1:22:28 pm PDT #10015 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have organized food! I ran out of clean pots, so dinner was leftovers, and I actually had my choice of leftovers, all clearly labeled.

A well-stocked freezer makes me happy.


Barb - May 17, 2009 1:26:37 pm PDT #10016 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

We have returned from Star Trek and I have declared my desire for my very own Bones for my birthday.

That's all.


Hil R. - May 17, 2009 1:39:50 pm PDT #10017 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Just finished making a big batch of seitan, cutting it up, and putting it into freezer bags (one cup of seitan per bag) and putting the bags in the freezer. So I now have five cups of frozen seitan. I feel all industrious.


Steph L. - May 17, 2009 1:54:20 pm PDT #10018 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Here's the red and black PVC corset on me (with a bonus goofy look on my face): [link]


Fay - May 17, 2009 1:56:19 pm PDT #10019 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oooh, pretty!

(And I love that skirt, Tep.)


WindSparrow - May 17, 2009 2:01:31 pm PDT #10020 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Teppy is tasty in that outfit.


Steph L. - May 17, 2009 2:01:34 pm PDT #10021 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Thanks, Fay!

The skirt used to be a full dress, but once it started to show signs of age, I had it chopped to bits and turned into just a skirt.


Dana - May 17, 2009 2:46:57 pm PDT #10022 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Oh, I remember that dress.

I have also never been on a date. At least, I don't think so.