Ok, now I'm thinking my Dom name should be Punitive Damages.

Corporal Punishment.

I doubt I could pick a dom name, despite being a control freak, but I've thought for a long time there should be a woman's headbanger band called Spousal Delusion.

I figure being a Dom has to be like being funny. If you have to tell people you are, then you're not.

It's like being a Maverick. Or a pair of Mavericks.

Trudes, can you hop on IM?

First? You people are fucking hysterical. Thank you so much for that conversation. I practically hurt myself laughing.

Second? Sometimes kids are DUMB. I just discovered that one of my students--one of my SENIORS--plagiarized at least one piece of her major research paper word-for-word from SparkNotes. It's just a couple of sentences (though I suspect there's more I couldn't track down), but she's going to get a zero now, which will lower her grade in the class by a full letter grade, and she will most likely have to inform the colleges she's applied to about it, as per school policy. One of her friends just went through this after blatantly plagiarizing a paper in another class, so it's not like she didn't know the consequences. I'm so disappointed and so mad at her for doing this for herself. And I know it's going to poison our relationship for the rest of the year, which just blows. ARGH.

Not to mention that I had to spend an hour trying to figure out if there were other parts stolen, which was a total waste of my time. Grr.

Sigh. Hivemind help requested.

In a genius move, I just sliced the hell out of my right index finger on the edge of a food processor blade stuck in the corner of a drawer. It bled a lot but stopped after about 15 minutes of elevation and pressure. I flushed it out with cold water, put antibiotic ointment on it, and bandaged it up. It's ugly, but I think it will be fine.

However, I can't for the life of me remember when the last time I had a tetanus shot is. I don't think it's been more than ten years--I suspect it's been about 9--but I should probably get a booster just in case. Can I wait until tomorrow to go into Urgent Care and get one, or do I have to go in tonight? I'd really rather avoid yet another late night UC visit if at all possible.

Oh, Kristin! I'll ask my mom about it, but I think you can wait.

You people are so funny, even without knowing half of the terms you use or what kind of accents you're talking about. Too bad I surrendered to sleep last night, but not before watching the very slashy-OMG this. I mean, fuck Everett playing a gay character. Anyone Tristin Oliver made eye contact with... just... well, maybe I'm here too much. Humm.

In the meantime, I'm organizing music for my 2 hours ride in rocketland, and found out a place I could run to in case Hamas will decide to launch at Be'er Sheva while I'm there. It's underground and I think I can make it in just 15 seconds. But in case of direct hit, I'll have to stay there for a while until they'll clear out the ruins of the offices and stores from above.

And I hate this, so much.

It can wait until regular hours. Tetanus is usually only a concern in penetrating wounds deep enough that they can't be cleaned by thorough flushing. YTMV. A booster is always a good idea.

Kristin, what Shir and dcp said about the tetanus shot.

That sucks about the senior, too. Do you think the plagiarism was intentional, or a case of transcribing notes that she forgot weren't in her own words?

{{{Shir}}} Be safe.

Punctuation for Shir and Kristin.

I woke up a half hour before I really needed to, yet the gronk is mighty.