We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Nov 24, 2008 7:20:18 pm PST #2362 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, and unless I tiredly missed that post, what happened with the exterminator potential-date guy?


Laga - Nov 24, 2008 7:26:34 pm PST #2363 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

OK, come back to LA and I'll make sure to take you to funky-hairstyle-land. Hollywood is good, as are the beaches.

I won't see the exterminator for two weeks but if he asks me out I'm going to take him up on it. He did ask my age and I answered honestly so I think there's a chance he's decided I'm too old for him. I don't look 40 but I almost am.


Shir - Nov 24, 2008 7:32:12 pm PST #2364 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Almost 40...?

Laga, I swear, by the way you write here? I thought 25-26. How every agecetric of me.

OK, come back to LA and I'll make sure to take you to funky-hairstyle-land. Hollywood is good, as are the beaches.

Deal. How's 2013 sounds?


Laga - Nov 24, 2008 7:32:51 pm PST #2365 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

between 8.15 and 3pm Monday to Friday, I'm Little Miss Propriety.

I said "ass" at work today (because truly they were doing a kick-ass job) and my minions goggled at me as if I'd gone insane.


Laga - Nov 24, 2008 7:34:55 pm PST #2366 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yeah, I don't feel 40. My best friends are my 18-year-old nephew and my roommate who just turned 30. I think I stopped maturing when I turned 17.

See you in 2013!


Fay - Nov 24, 2008 7:38:38 pm PST #2367 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

My best friends are my 18-year-old nephew and my roommate who just turned 30. I think I stopped maturing when I turned 17.

Ha! Yes, yes, I'm with you! And it does tickle me when people are all "...but, but I thought you were in your twenties!" and I'm all "Nope, thirty five, baybee!...going on fifteen."


javachik - Nov 24, 2008 7:39:59 pm PST #2368 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm going to be 40 next year. I'm certain I sound 50 online. In my head, I'm about 33.


erikaj - Nov 24, 2008 7:42:03 pm PST #2369 of 10000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

And I was born with the soul of a 45-year-old murder police. In the body of a damaged hummel figurine. They do not write forbidden love epics about that shit.


Shir - Nov 24, 2008 7:42:44 pm PST #2370 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

No wonder I feel good around here.

Also, let me just say that there's a hell lot of difference between 20 year old who are acting like 20 year old, and 30+ year old who are acting like 20 year olds.

The latter knows what's good for them.


Shir - Nov 24, 2008 7:44:26 pm PST #2371 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

javachik, you sounded about 32-34 to me.