It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Oct 16, 2008 10:15:38 am PDT #8360 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Oooh, Vortex-- Look! Trench coat! Long trench coat! On sale!

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Vortex - Oct 16, 2008 10:21:28 am PDT #8361 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Barb, that's kinda fab. and on sale! hmmmmmm


flea - Oct 16, 2008 10:22:13 am PDT #8362 of 10001
information libertarian

I dunno, from the perspective of someone writing a dissertation, a little typing and filing might sound remarkably stress-free. Not that you should SAY that in a job application.


Barb - Oct 16, 2008 10:31:53 am PDT #8363 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Barb, that's kinda fab. and on sale! hmmmmmm

If it wasn't for the fact that a) low calf-length makes me take on the proportions of a hobbit and b) I already have more coats than anyone living in Florida needs, I'd so be on that like white on rice.


Laga - Oct 16, 2008 10:35:12 am PDT #8364 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

sj, sorry I missed your Q... my tagline is from Veronica Mars. Keith says it to [Laura San Giacomo's character] after a film festival.


Jessica - Oct 16, 2008 10:50:23 am PDT #8365 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I tried on a beauuuuuuuuuuuutiful coat yesterday. It was black wool, floor length, and cut just enough like Keanu's coat in Matrix Reloaded to make me swoon but not so much like it that I looked like I was in costume. It was long and swoopy and had these quasi-military-esque double buttons and an awesome folded-over collar thing.

It was on a rack under a big sign that said "$199.98! 30% or more taken off at register!"

But it was on the wrong rack.

It was $500.

I put it back.


Laga - Oct 16, 2008 10:52:44 am PDT #8366 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

pooh.


juliana - Oct 16, 2008 10:56:45 am PDT #8367 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Jessica, that's fucking tragic. That coat should be yours. (And mine, too.)

Happy birthday, d!


Vortex - Oct 16, 2008 11:17:17 am PDT #8368 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

But it was on the wrong rack.

oh, I HATE that!!!


Laga - Oct 16, 2008 11:21:37 am PDT #8369 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Sometimes I think people do that on purpose just to be mean. Now I'm regretting a $35 coat I didn't buy on Melrose a few years ago. It was a long red-ish black coat with lots of laces and buckles, very JTHM. sigh. I wonder if I could find that store again.