I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2008 6:18:09 am PDT #5187 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So many great pictures, in addition to the cake! I can't believe how big those kids are.


lisah - Aug 25, 2008 6:24:14 am PDT #5188 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

I can't believe how big those kids are.

I know! It's ridiculous. They were so excited about the monkey pinata. MONKEY OPEN! MONKEY OPEN!


Scrappy - Aug 25, 2008 6:29:05 am PDT #5189 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

That looks like the best party ever! And love you and Bob together--so adorable.


Typo Boy - Aug 25, 2008 6:30:25 am PDT #5190 of 10003
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

No such thing as a good "flash website". Flash should only be delivered to your browser after you click something that indicates it is a graphic. If flash loads on the home page the designers have already made their first mistake. Yeah I know dogmatic, but I have yet to encounter a website where having flash load initially improved it compared to an HTML opening/main page.


Shir - Aug 25, 2008 6:33:31 am PDT #5191 of 10003
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

No such thing as a good "flash website". Flash should only be delivered to your browser after you click something that indicates it is a graphic. If flash loads on the home page the designers have already made their first mistake. Yeah I know dogmatic, but I have yet to encounter a website where having flash load initially improved it compared to an HTML opening/main page.

Typo Boy speaks my mind.

lisah, it looks like an amazing cake, and I'm glad to hear you had an awesome party.


Theodosia - Aug 25, 2008 6:34:47 am PDT #5192 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

In my own defense, I've been googling for "worst Flash sites" and come up with a couple doozies of my own:

[link]

(note: this will auto-expand your screen. And despite looking at it for a long time, I'm still not sure what it's trying to do)

[link] (note: fun musical interface, actually, but what does this have to do with architecture???!?)

[link] (note: indescribably bad design, as in My Eyes My Eyes Let Me Spork Them)

Any more nominations from the floor?


Jessica - Aug 25, 2008 6:43:21 am PDT #5193 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

note: this will auto-expand your screen.

ANY web page that automatically resizes my browser gets shut down and never visited again. Of all the Flash sins out there, I can't think of a single one more annoying than that.

(Seriously, web developers - we live in a wonderful new age of tabbed browsing! Why do you think that just because I want to see your restaurant's menu, I also want buffistas.org to be shrunk to the same size as your idiotically formatted Flash site???)


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 25, 2008 6:51:48 am PDT #5194 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Don't you still have to ingest Vivarin for it to work? Unless the pills taste better than coffee, I don't see it as an improvement.

Unfortunately the reason for my gronk now becomes clear—it was the first indicator of my third migraine in the past four days. I've taken my maximum dosage of Aleve and am still dazzled and light-sensitive, so I'm giving this carnival ride about another 20 minutes before I decide whether or not to pack it in for the day.


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2008 6:52:55 am PDT #5195 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

in related news, i think Usain Bolt is a cocky ass and i wouldn't be sad to not have to watch him showboat again. there's a fine line between exuberance and showboating. he's nowhere near the line.

I don't have a problem with showboating at all.

As Heather notes, whose idea is it that you go about playing sports impassionately.

Man, I say if you're the fastest man on the planet, you go on with your bad self. If you engage in showboating *before* your event and then you don't win, well, that does make you an ass. But if you win an event that breaks a record, nets you a gold, and makes you the fastest man alive, why wouldn't you bust out with the celebrating?

Besides, what Costas, et al., are calling Bolt's "showboating" was really -- what? He slowed down at the ~80 meter mark and made some arm gestures? THAT'S "showboating"? Have these commentators never seen football games? Does no one remember Dennis Rodman?

When "slowing down" = "showboating," I say: UR DOIN IT WRONG.

I had no purple mountains or waves of grain. Land of the pilgrims' pride seemed much closer.

I always thought "Amber Waves of Grain" would be a damn fine name for a breakfast cereal.


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2008 7:11:49 am PDT #5196 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tough bikers rescue animals, complete with adorable pictures.