Make the posession of Klingon knives criminal, and only criminals will have Klingon knives. Oh, and Klingons.
Klingon knife scares the crap out of dumb British scandal-sheet
Piss-poor scandal-sheet The Daily Mail has a hilariously breathless account of a giant stainless steel Klingon fighting-knife received by police during a knife-amnesty; to hear them tell of it hooded thugs are roaming the streets with Klingon duelling swords looking for little old ladies to terrorise.
A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."
The blade is believed to be a stainless-steel copy of a Klingon weapon used in the science fiction series Star Trek. "It's an extremely dangerous weapon," said a martial arts expert last night.
I have a taxi coming to take me to the airport in 45 minutes.
Woohoo! Have fun! I found my ATM card!
My one true Olympics crush. I was shameless. Books, posters, recordings, the whole deal.
The Belgian Glasses Girl is like an Olympian bonbon if bonbon were flemish (I assume with a name like Hellebaut, Tia is flemish and not walloon).
I watched rhythmic gymnastics (leotards the burn the retinas) and my mom made me watach synchronized swimming. Which made me wonder, when is Pushing Daisies coming back?
Because it has to be Monday tomorrow.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Belgian Glasses Girl is like an Olympian bonbon if bonbon were flemish
Bon bon doesn't wear glasses any more.
when is Pushing Daisies coming back?
October 1.
Sweet Jesus I'm bored of Phelps. It's getting to the point where I hope something happens where he decides the world is more than a swimming pool and doesn't show up in London.
Bon bon without glasses? really? I missed that memo! Oh noes!
Aw geez, Connie. He broke a zillion world records. I say give him a week or two of hype to enjoy.
