Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2008 7:49:06 pm PDT #4823 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, yeah. I'm easy for the decathlon at the best of times, and he makes it easier.


Alibelle - Aug 21, 2008 8:06:18 pm PDT #4824 of 10003
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Is that a polite code for "batshit crazy"? I won't be hurt. You can 'fess up.

It is not. Unless "batshit crazy" also means "endlessly fascinating." And even if it was, I notice that you say you won't be hurt, but there are no guarantees of my safety.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2008 8:06:52 pm PDT #4825 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Busted.


Kat - Aug 21, 2008 8:11:51 pm PDT #4826 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, I didn't realize your parents were already here. Would it be possible to see all of you and for them to meet Noah?


Alibelle - Aug 21, 2008 8:16:41 pm PDT #4827 of 10003
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Busted.

It only took me, what, seven, eight years? But I finally picked up on the pattern.


Burrell - Aug 21, 2008 8:17:01 pm PDT #4828 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

In my universe, bat shit crazy != interesting. I mean sure they sometimes meet in the middle of a Venn diagram, but there's a significant number of BSC who are simply annoying as fuck.

I have never tried to look up my exes on Facebook. What does that make me? I'm guessing either self-absorbed or repressed.


meara - Aug 21, 2008 10:11:07 pm PDT #4829 of 10003

I have never tried to look up my exes on Facebook. What does that make me? I'm guessing either self-absorbed or repressed.

I can tell you one thing it definitely excludes you from being: A LESBIAN. Because if you were a lesbian, you would already have been friended by all your exes. And your exes' exes. And your exes' current girlfriends. And the exgirlfriend of your old roommate's exgirlfriend's exgirlfriend's college roommate. Er, I think that's how I know her...


SailAweigh - Aug 22, 2008 2:42:07 am PDT #4830 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

(Franz Klammer was my first in that year's winter games).

Hee, mine, too! I even sent him a starry-eyed crush letter written in German. Egad, how the young are fearless.


Sue - Aug 22, 2008 2:47:09 am PDT #4831 of 10003
hip deep in pie

Sail, that's adorable.

I think my first Olympic crush was Michael Gross, the German swimmer.


flea - Aug 22, 2008 3:14:20 am PDT #4832 of 10003
information libertarian

Olympic seekrit boyfriend of the past: Bode Miller.