Is that a polite code for "batshit crazy"? I won't be hurt. You can 'fess up.
It is not. Unless "batshit crazy" also means "endlessly fascinating." And even if it was, I notice that you say you won't be hurt, but there are no guarantees of my safety.
ita, I didn't realize your parents were already here. Would it be possible to see all of you and for them to meet Noah?
Busted.
It only took me, what, seven, eight years? But I finally picked up on the pattern.
In my universe, bat shit crazy != interesting. I mean sure they sometimes meet in the middle of a Venn diagram, but there's a significant number of BSC who are simply annoying as fuck.
I have never tried to look up my exes on Facebook. What does that make me? I'm guessing either self-absorbed or repressed.
I have never tried to look up my exes on Facebook. What does that make me? I'm guessing either self-absorbed or repressed.
I can tell you one thing it definitely excludes you from being: A LESBIAN. Because if you were a lesbian, you would already have been friended by all your exes. And your exes' exes. And your exes' current girlfriends. And the exgirlfriend of your old roommate's exgirlfriend's exgirlfriend's college roommate. Er, I think that's how I know her...
(Franz Klammer was my first in that year's winter games).
Hee, mine, too! I even sent him a starry-eyed crush letter written in German. Egad, how the young are fearless.
Sail, that's adorable.
I think my first Olympic crush was Michael Gross, the German swimmer.
Olympic seekrit boyfriend of the past: Bode Miller.