Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Aug 16, 2008 2:03:27 pm PDT #3682 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Poor Lucy and Brenda> I forgot, is her name actually Lucy-fur?

Nope, just Lucy.

(Also, brenda, I would totally come over to your house and wash your knives and forks and spoons.)

Um, thanks?

You know, sometimes This Modern World is just so amazing. It's so cool to think that I can be away from home, realize that I'll be out tonight during the debate, and just go online and tell my dvr a hundred miles away to record it. Hell, I could do it from my phone if I was already out. That's some crazy shit, yo.

This doesn't mean I'm not still peeved about the flying cars we were all supposed to have by now, mind. But still, pretty neat.


brenda m - Aug 16, 2008 2:12:45 pm PDT #3683 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Things that are less neat:

I'm working on a massive proposal in which technology issues are key. Trying to reconcile the following two helpful instructions:

"Instructions: Identify the software application(s)/major platforms you typically offer or implement, whether owned or not, to support each functional area...please provide as much information as possible for each software application identified."

And in the space where you actually enter your responses?

Description of application. Limit to 250 characters.

For reference, the instructions - no, wait, the redacted instructions I pasted above are 247 characters. What the hell am I supposed to do with that?


DavidS - Aug 16, 2008 2:15:39 pm PDT #3684 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Um, thanks?

No problem! (I thought you particularly hated washing silverware but clearly I'm misremembering vital information.)


Connie Neil - Aug 16, 2008 2:16:08 pm PDT #3685 of 10003
brillig

We went target shooting today, at an outdoor range just up the canyon. Being outside, they're a little less picky about what gets left out on the gravel range, so Hubby hung up the stuffed Barney we've been dragging around.

It was weirdly disturbing to shoot a stuffed critter. I've never fired a gun at a representation of something that moves around, even if it is just an annoying suit on a kid's show. Flying stuffing was not as satisfying as I thought it would be. The range master, his buddy, and Hubby thought it was wonderful fun, but I'm still weirded, especially as I went out and peeled Barney off the target backstop, with stuffing stuck in the holes.

I think it's good that I'm weirded. I don't want to get blase about blowing holes in things that look like real things.


brenda m - Aug 16, 2008 2:25:14 pm PDT #3686 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No problem! (I thought you particularly hated washing silverware but clearly I'm misremembering vital information.)

Heh, no, I remembered that conversation right after I posted. But I can haz dishwasher now (there goes that modern world again) so it's less of an issue. But I do appreciate the sentiment!


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2008 3:37:59 pm PDT #3687 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks for the offer of help, Burrell. ER trip was a waste of time and money. Came home with a headache. But I think it's a different one, and if so, this sort is shorter.

I feel I'm missing something watching the Olympics. My father was right, not wanting to watch here. Everything's off--I'm watching "today's" coverage and they keep mentioning "tonight's" 100m race, except the race is done and dusted (I was totally rooting for Usain, even if it was just me being contrary to my sister who's a Powell fan) .

My apartment and life are so not going to be ready for the fam's visit next week.

Okay, I'm going to give into the call of dilaudid, at least until the pizza calls louder and with a better smell.


Jesse - Aug 16, 2008 3:44:52 pm PDT #3688 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Description of application. Limit to 250 characters.

HahahaSTAB. I hate those fucking characters! "Tell us your plans in detail. Limit 2000 characters." Fucking online applications. But anyway, here's your answer: "Windows."


Nilly - Aug 16, 2008 3:48:55 pm PDT #3689 of 10003
Swouncing

a different one, and if so, this sort is shorter.

Here's hoping.

MeMeMe update: I'm at the point where I think that every single thing I write is a total waste of pixels. Soon, hopefully, I will arrive at the point in which I don't care about that, and just wanna finish with editing the hideous thing, no matter what's inside it, waste or not.


DavidS - Aug 16, 2008 3:51:18 pm PDT #3690 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm at the point where I think that every single thing I write is a total waste of pixels.

That's normal enough when you get to the end of a big project. It's really hard to have any perspective on the thing, but there's a lot of thought and work that went into it at this point and while that stuff seems obvious to you, it's not to the people who will read it.

All the original ideas that interested you are still there and valid.


Jesse - Aug 16, 2008 3:52:11 pm PDT #3691 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am confident it is not as bad as it feels right now, Nilly. (Although I have some experience with how bad it can feel...)