Technically, treyf is one of those is-it-or-isn't-it things, but there are a few things that call out for an extra added bonus level in a binary system.

Some things have more "you shall not do this-and-that" attached to them (for example, it's way worse to eat little bugs which may hide in certain un-washed-properly vegetables, like cabbage or lettuce, for example, than to eat pork).

My browser crashed twice while I was composing this post. Who else still doesn't think there's a demon in the machine who nurtured a grudge against me?

Yeah, I like to say that my college roommate who was Israeli and like anti-religious (her line: "I'm from there! Isn't that enough??") would eat a bacon cheeseburger during Passover.

Puppy Picspam!

They went to the groomer's today. I wanted to try to catch them looking purdy.

eat a bacon cheeseburger during Passover.

With unwashed lettuce, shrimp, and the cheese comes from a non-kosher animal. On Yom Kippur.

[Edit: Yeah, I know that Passover can't fall on the same date as Yom Kippur. But if she's trying so hard, she can bend the fabric of the space-time continuum.]

Ah- somehow from amych's comment I thought it had to do with binary code! Thank you!

also

PUPPIES!!!!!!!

With unwashed lettuce, shrimp, and the cheese comes from a non-kosher animal. On Yom Kippur.

Totally. If she could have, she would have.

Gotta appreciate the commitment.

The computer is doing that telling-me-my-file-is-not-there-even-though-it-is game again. Please to tell me that I'm not insane (um, in that regards), and just like in a bad relationship, it's not me, it's him.

Nilly, you deserve so much better than him.

It's not you, it's him!

Thank you.

See, computer? The internet tells you to behave.

Problem is, you can't convince me to dump him. Not until Sunday, anyway.

[Edit: remember that line Kaylee told Simon in "Firefly" about not using swear words? That's where I am right now. The perfect time for a swear word. Though I tend to choose chocolate. I have the best chocolate-chips cookies in the world. I should add them to the "acknowledgments" page.]