Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Jun 09, 2008 11:18:22 am PDT #2673 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, ugh DJ.


Jars - Jun 09, 2008 11:19:49 am PDT #2674 of 10001

Oh, DJ. I think a modicum of brain-eating is entirely understandable.


Daisy Jane - Jun 09, 2008 11:20:44 am PDT #2675 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm making gay work boyfriend have a glass of wine with me after work so he can tell me how pretty and awesome and smart I am.


Maria - Jun 09, 2008 11:22:52 am PDT #2676 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

{{{DJ}}} I hate that. Why can't we have DHs that never do things that make us upset? Oh right, we're human....

{{{sj}}}

Jars, no guilt. The buns are gone and they're not coming back. I always have to look at this (because I do it too) as a fresh start. Otherwise, I'd be swimming in an industrial-sized vat of ice cream topped with crumbled regret and gallons of guilt sauce. Then I'd pig out.


Toddson - Jun 09, 2008 11:24:10 am PDT #2677 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

DJ, that should help.

Also, you are hot. And your DH married YOU, not someone else.


Maria - Jun 09, 2008 11:25:26 am PDT #2678 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

he can tell me how pretty and awesome and smart I am.

And then I will tell you how pretty and awesome and smart you are. Then we will smoke cigarettes and affect an air of ennui.

vw, go you on losing weight!


sj - Jun 09, 2008 11:25:34 am PDT #2679 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

DJ, I can't read the whitfont on my phone but I'm sending calm-ma your way.


Maria - Jun 09, 2008 11:25:55 am PDT #2680 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

didn't need to be said twice


juliana - Jun 09, 2008 11:27:02 am PDT #2681 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

{{{DJ}}} Good idea on the drinks with gay boyfriend.


sj - Jun 09, 2008 11:27:22 am PDT #2682 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I also wanted to say yay for vw's weight loss. I meant to ask you at the party if you had lost weight.