Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jun 05, 2008 8:24:44 pm PDT #2138 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Suzi is a troublemaker

Yeah. I bet she'd even bring her parents to a sex club.


juliana - Jun 05, 2008 8:26:43 pm PDT #2139 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

You might even say that Suzi is a punk.


DavidS - Jun 05, 2008 8:27:52 pm PDT #2140 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Psst! Pass it on: Suzie likes the spunk.


Scrappy - Jun 05, 2008 8:29:06 pm PDT #2141 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Pass it on, Suzi loves to dunk.


billytea - Jun 05, 2008 8:29:21 pm PDT #2142 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Psst! Pass it on: Suzie likes the spunk.

Pass it on: floozies like to spelunk.


javachik - Jun 05, 2008 8:36:42 pm PDT #2143 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Pass it on: floozies like to spelunk and have napkins thrown on them after dinner.


meara - Jun 05, 2008 8:37:39 pm PDT #2144 of 10001

Pass it on! These footsies are pre-shrunk!


SuziQ - Jun 05, 2008 8:38:41 pm PDT #2145 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ignoring the rumor-mongers.

You called them Rookies instead of Rockies.

Yeah, I noticed the typo when I wrote it, but based on their current standings....maybe not so off??? Plus, I ain't a local yet. YET.


§ ita § - Jun 05, 2008 9:29:09 pm PDT #2146 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Empress? I can't imagine I'm ahead of you in this particular arena, but just in case your radar malfunctioned, some damp Danny Radcliffe went up on my site today.

I was also thinking she didn't look like she'd be much challenge for you...though some of the guys might, I suppose

An easy kill. Call it warm up. Give me a holler when your sex club gets cool enough for me, will you?

Actually, NERF WEAPONS? Sex club? What you're seeing now is befuddlement.


Laga - Jun 05, 2008 9:36:06 pm PDT #2147 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

why do those picture make me feel all dirty? Is there something about his eyes that's saying he's uncomfortable?