Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - May 13, 2008 1:20:53 pm PDT #9003 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm glad something finally went smoothly, vw.


vw bug - May 13, 2008 1:29:25 pm PDT #9004 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Wow! It's actually like 1/3 of the size of my old one. This is awesome!

Ok. I know this seems silly, but my old one literally takes up 1/2 of my carry-on suitcase, which makes it impossible for me to only take my carry-on on a weekend trip...especially when visiting my bro and SIL with the cats. This is so awesome!

AND! It comes with an instructional DVD. SO cool.

I just re-read that and realized how absolutely pathetic I am.


Laga - May 13, 2008 1:30:38 pm PDT #9005 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

not pathetic, vw. You're making me want one.


vw bug - May 13, 2008 1:32:58 pm PDT #9006 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

You're making me want one.

Oh, honey. You are having a bad day!


Laga - May 13, 2008 1:43:15 pm PDT #9007 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm just weird that way. When I was a kid I wanted a walker.


Laga - May 13, 2008 1:44:15 pm PDT #9008 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

You are having a bad day!

Roommate D is talking me down from the ledge. He said he'd pay B's share of the lawn (all $17 of it) and work with them on moving out as soon as possible.


vw bug - May 13, 2008 1:45:06 pm PDT #9009 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

He's arguing with you over $17? Wow. Jerkface.


Laga - May 13, 2008 1:47:02 pm PDT #9010 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

meanwhile I've been doing his dishes 3-4 times a week. If he thinks usage = payment he's going to get a hard time every time I see him go for my blender, pots, pans, dishes... the next time he leaves trash on the kitchen counter he'll find it in his bed.


Typo Boy - May 13, 2008 1:49:38 pm PDT #9011 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Laga, sounds like you should pick next roommate.


Laga - May 13, 2008 1:53:16 pm PDT #9012 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

the plan is not to get another roommate. D got promoted to management and is now making twice as much so he wants to pay 62% of the rent and turn the spare room into an office.