Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Apr 20, 2008 4:42:35 pm PDT #5651 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yeah, when I had a fitting, the woman offered to step out of the room.

That's been my experience. The nice fitting ladies have to see you in the bras to check that they fit properly.


Pix - Apr 20, 2008 5:01:43 pm PDT #5652 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

There was momentary nudity after the measurement when she brought the first bra in. She would have stepped out of the room, but I didn't care all that much, honestly.

Signed,
Should Probably Be Less Casual about Nudity


omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2008 5:22:34 pm PDT #5653 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Is it me, or has Smallville gone farther down the tubes? It's just getting surreal. Not being a Graphic Book guy, I'm curious how far off the basic story line it is? It's also curious that my DVR doesn't record CW shows as well. Not sure if it's cuz the show is so dark, or doesn't have as much signal strength.


Hil R. - Apr 20, 2008 5:25:34 pm PDT #5654 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Is anyone else watching "Sweet Nothing in my Ear"? They just cut in for a weather report and I missed a big scene and want to know what happened.


Pix - Apr 20, 2008 5:41:10 pm PDT #5655 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I am getting sick. Congested, low-grade fever, and a cough. Joy. Did I mention that I have my interviews for the dean position tomorrow? Argh.


omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2008 5:42:19 pm PDT #5656 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I wonder what the math term for "the closer to pizza delivery time, the more your bladder screams" is?


billytea - Apr 20, 2008 5:44:10 pm PDT #5657 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I wonder what the math term for "the closer to pizza delivery time, the more your bladder screams" is?

That would be the "He's calling from inside your pants!" theorem.


meara - Apr 20, 2008 5:53:12 pm PDT #5658 of 10001

I love billytea's theorem. i am outside a bar waiting on a blind date that i am not enthused about. ah well. have decided crush on gilf is still on, a bit, but no mixed signals these days, just friendship. that, i'm used to, and caan deal with. doesn't make me happy, but doesnt make me crazy either.


Typo Boy - Apr 20, 2008 6:00:31 pm PDT #5659 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Just to share a random bit of happiness. An alcoholic friend has now been off the booze for a year. Of course she get ultimate credit, but she also has been dating a nice guy with a warm and loving family who accepted her and were nice to her. I mean as Nisqually Indians, a Jewish drunk could not have been their first choice of girlfriend for their son, but they have really been loving to her. Not the false we-have-be-nice-to-you-because -you-are-dating-our-son but genuinely warm, and she gets invited to every family event, and to most of the local Nisqually gatherings as well - informal as well as formal. And it does seem like this relationship (which is with a whole family, and sometimes it seems a whole tribe, not just the guy she is dating) has just been really good for her. Part of it is her. In spite of her drinking problem she has always been one of the warmest, kindest people you could know. Still it takes a really amazing family to see beyond the problem to the person and just embrace her in those circumstances.


omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2008 7:56:12 pm PDT #5660 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

wow, Billytea ON FIRE today!