My local Chinese restaurant is "Tripple Eatery."
That should be the name of a Belgian restaurant.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 17, 2008 8:03:24 am PDT #5204 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Dana - Apr 17, 2008 8:03:33 am PDT #5205 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'll ask my husband about the Thai words when he gets back from lunch.
Emily - Apr 17, 2008 8:15:07 am PDT #5206 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Fay! Any suggestions for materials for learning Arabic, or did you pick it up on the street?
Fay - Apr 17, 2008 8:17:25 am PDT #5207 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Fired rice
Man, I've got to a point where I no longer register this stuff as comical, even - it's just become the default.
BUT, let me transcribe for you the beginning of Death Note. Because I have concluded that it's been translated by dyslexic Japanese cats. I would worry about spoiling people for the movie, but - really, I'm watching it, and I'm still not spoiled for the movie.
Policeman: Stop. Stop.
Thug: Little vexed. Stop a day to compare to me.
Policeman: Don't run.
Innocent Female Bystander grabbed by Thug: Want help!
Thug: Stop the day compares.
Policeman: Release him.
Thug: Bewared of me to kill this woman.
Policeman: You cannot escape.
Thug: The day compares
Thug dies. Next scene:
Besuited guy: Make what feeling as for the new phrase of yesterday you
Paparazzi: Carry on the back many sirs asks you to answer us face to face
Besuited guy: Ask answers carry many sirs on answer's back
Paparazzi: You took local business organ of money of the underworld organisation.
Besuited guy: I don't remember to have this kind of matter
Somebody: It is said still beat NPO (folks Not-for-profit organisation) of the signal
Besuited guy: I know. Make me past.
Paparazzi: The children's organ and life but is deprived in the meantime
Somebody: Carry on the back ask many sirs front side back
(besuited guy collapses just like thug in previous scene)
sighs
...I'm going to have to order the damn things from ebay, aren't I? In the US/UK editions?
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2008 8:21:25 am PDT #5208 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Innocent Female Bystander grabbed by Thug: Want help!
And can you blame her?
Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2008 8:21:40 am PDT #5209 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Fay, have you seen Star Wars Episode III: The Backstroke of the West?
Emily - Apr 17, 2008 8:22:52 am PDT #5210 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Besuited guy: I know. Make me past.
Paparazzi: The children's organ and life but is deprived in the meantime
Somebody: Carry on the back ask many sirs front side back
There's something almost Shakespearian and quite sad about this exchange. Especially "Make me past."
Cashmere - Apr 17, 2008 8:27:04 am PDT #5211 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Charlie is ADORABLE. He's taken over as my new favorite kiddie-youtube, just beating out the "it's not toot, it's poopie" girl.
Yay for employment, JZ!
amych - Apr 17, 2008 8:27:14 am PDT #5212 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
have you seen Star Wars Episode III: The Backstroke of the West?
This is what who fuck.
(err, I think that's a recommendation.)
Ginger - Apr 17, 2008 8:31:48 am PDT #5213 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Thug:
Little vexed. Stop a day to compare to me.
Stop the day compares.
Bewared of me to kill this woman.
The day compares
I think he was trying to write a haiku, but was shot for excessive dadaism.
Speaking of customer service, I just called OfficeMax to ask if the paper shredder on the ad that was in my hand was still available. The person denied the existence of the ad. The ad is current. The shredder is also on sale on the website, but I don't need $50 worth of stuff to get free shipping.
My shredder has shredded itself. A bunch of teeth are all mangled, so I have to clear a paper jam about every five sheets.