Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.

Willow ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Apr 14, 2008 4:56:03 pm PDT #4659 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

All kinds of ~ma to your sis, Aims. Do you know what kind/stage?

I told her that once she's healed up AGAIN we could go shopping for choker neclaces, scarves, ascots, neckties, etc. Maybe I'll start scouring the thrift shops for the most godawful, butt-ugliest neck accessories.

Just as an FYI, her scar will heal better if it stays out of the sun. I lived in kicky scarves after my surgeries. Pair them up with some retro sunglasses with rhinestones and you're good to go!!

My offer still stands if she (or you) need to talk to anyone about the whole process.


Pix - Apr 14, 2008 4:57:47 pm PDT #4660 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Fuck, Aims. Also, grr, cancer. I'm glad they caught it but so very sorry that you're dealing with this.

YAY BUG! Not in the least surprised, but very proud.


DavidS - Apr 14, 2008 4:59:45 pm PDT #4661 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Congratulations, Bug! What a long, hard task that was, but look what you accomplished.


Cashmere - Apr 14, 2008 5:01:46 pm PDT #4662 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, Aims, that sucks. I hope your sister heals quickly.


Aims - Apr 14, 2008 5:02:06 pm PDT #4663 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Do you know what kind/stage?

I didn't think to ask. We were laughing too hard at her anger at having to go back in just as she was able to eat spicy food and sleep laying down again and how I gave her The Cancer because I was so convinced it was.


Fay - Apr 14, 2008 5:15:12 pm PDT #4664 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oh shit, Aims. So sorry.

(...and I'm still puzzled when the namechange thing happened, people - because, has it been changed for weeks and I never registered it, or has it just now happened? And now GC! Ack! Right, I'm going to spring lythely and nimbly onto this bandwagon, and go change my name to...Fray! Or maybe Flay! Or Flail! Or TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsFay, or ...pig Latin ain't gonna help me much here, is it? So maybe Fee! Or Fi! Or Fo! Or Fum! Or maybe Jay! Aha! Or Silent Bob! Or....yeah, okay, no, I'm good. Okay. Carry on. As you were.)

Go VW!

waves pompoms.

So wait, donating your body to science means they can sell your bones to random people? I'm not sure I like that too well.

Really, they should make it clear that you're donating your body to ARTS-and-Science. (Although this buying-bones-from-abroad thing is way dodgy, imho. So I agree with the resin cast notion, for sure.)


d - Apr 14, 2008 5:16:49 pm PDT #4665 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Congratulations, vw! Not only Done is Good, but you done very very good!

{{Aim's sis}} That really sucks. Although kicky scarves and rhinestone glasses sound kinda fun.

: slaps javachik :


billytea - Apr 14, 2008 5:17:22 pm PDT #4666 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(...and I'm still puzzled when the namechange thing happened, people - because, has it been changed for weeks and I never registered it, or has it just now happened? And now GC! Ack! Right, I'm going to spring lythely and nimbly onto this bandwagon, and go change my name to...Fray! Or maybe Flay! Or Flail! Or TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsFay, or ...pig Latin ain't gonna help me much here, is it? So maybe Fee! Or Fi! Or Fo! Or Fum! Or maybe Jay! Aha! Or Silent Bob! Or....yeah, okay, no, I'm good. Okay. Carry on. As you were.)

Could I maybe get a stompy to change Fay's moniker to Folger's Crystals?


Glamcookie - Apr 14, 2008 5:22:41 pm PDT #4667 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Go vw!!! That has to feel good!

Quick healing~ma to your sister, Aims.

Fay, both name changes just happened, you cute thing.


Aims - Apr 14, 2008 5:22:43 pm PDT #4668 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Fay, it just happened yesterday. Er.. Sunday, that is.