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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Apr 14, 2008 3:46:53 am PDT #4498 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Check it: two herons fishing

Hope they have more luck than my father usually does.

I am back at work. Bleh.


hippocampus - Apr 14, 2008 3:48:34 am PDT #4499 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

hah.

You know I can look at beach picks while riding teh train...


Fay - Apr 14, 2008 3:54:05 am PDT #4500 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I can go to the beach...


Sparky1 - Apr 14, 2008 3:56:19 am PDT #4501 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

We don't have a lot of pics, and what we do have I haven't uploaded. The weather was awful, with 20 mph winds for the first few days, so we weren't getting the camera out much.

If there is any spare ~ma floating around: A friend in Las Vegas is having surgery on her eye today to try and re-attach her retina and preserve her vision. (Note to Lee: Not our mutual friend, but Kristina, who I worked with in NJ) Also, our puppy seems to be having some focal seizures, so some reassurance ~ma from the vet would be good for my nervous system.


Jessica - Apr 14, 2008 3:57:05 am PDT #4502 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, we've reached another embarrassing parenting milestone - Dylan launched himself off of our bed this morning and now has a lovely shiner. (He landed in a pile of clothes and was playing normally within about three minutes, so no trip to the ER for us. Just some ice and ibuprofen and a lot of desperately assuring the daycare staff that we didn't hit him and we're not usually that negligent and we're so so sorry please give him back at the end of the day and we'll try to take better care of him really please.)


Aims - Apr 14, 2008 4:40:29 am PDT #4503 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

There is very little that makes you feel like a substandard parent as when your kid hurts his or her ownself. And then you want to tell everyone, "But he/she did it him/herself!" and then you worry about sounding like the textbook child beater, but you don't want to ignore it because who ignores a shiner or a huge goose-egg on a kids head?


Fay - Apr 14, 2008 4:47:13 am PDT #4504 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I....Okay, I'm feeling stupid, but Aims is the Empress, yes? Only - with a new name? Or has the new name been there for ages and I never saw? Or, or what? OMG! Is this a parallel world? Or a virtual reality game? Because it's not like there's any lack of Amys (Amies?) here in Buffistaland. We are far from Aimless. We are, indeed, well and truly Aimed.

head explodes


Jessica - Apr 14, 2008 4:49:17 am PDT #4505 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aims = Aimee = Empress Starborn, yes.

I just hope the bruise is gone by this weekend or it will be in ALL THE PASSOVER PICTURES.


amych - Apr 14, 2008 4:49:29 am PDT #4506 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yep, that Aims is the Empress that we used to call Aims even when it wasn't her name.

And if all those others had just renamed themselves Mildred or Ethel or something we wouldn't have this problem. It worked with the Davids!


Fay - Apr 14, 2008 4:54:16 am PDT #4507 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

No, no, I know we used to call her Aims (and I recall the origins of the title Empress, and know that Mrs Joe can take of her knickers without remover her PJ bottoms, and I know what day it is, and that I have a brother called Nathan Petrelli and superpowers and...no, hang on) but - when did the namechange thing happen?

(amych, I must confess I always think of your nom de guerre as 'amitch' in my head. And Askye as 'ask ye'.)