You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!

Spike ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 11, 2008 4:29:24 pm PDT #4295 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, the North gets mocked pretty soundly in the South, too. (According to several of the girls in my dorm at college, Northerners are all rude, spoiled know-it-alls. And possibly going to hell.)


javachik - Apr 11, 2008 4:31:16 pm PDT #4296 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hmmmm. That's true. When I am visiting relatives in Texas, most of their Kerrville friends make fun of California. Actually, they make fun of San Francisco. We're all a bunch of "gay-loving hippies".


DCJensen - Apr 11, 2008 5:04:08 pm PDT #4297 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Okay. I did my taxes.

Phew


Sean K - Apr 11, 2008 5:05:11 pm PDT #4298 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I've been the target of anti-northern bias from S herself no less. I call her on it, too.


DavidS - Apr 11, 2008 5:09:41 pm PDT #4299 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Actually, they make fun of San Francisco. We're all a bunch of "gay-loving hippies".

Ahhh, yes, I remember my Boston co-worker asking me why I was moving to "San Fag Disco."

Though my favorite is meeting people who just presume that everybody who lives in a city is likely to be murderized the second they walk out the door. "I would never live in a city!"


Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2008 5:11:21 pm PDT #4300 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well, the North gets mocked pretty soundly in the South, too. (According to several of the girls in my dorm at college, Northerners are all rude, spoiled know-it-alls. And possibly going to hell.)

Yeah. When my sister was little she was spending the summer with my Grandmother down south. One of her new friends introduced my sister to her parents by saying: This is Rachel, she's from New York but she's really nice.

And the girl's parents were plesantly surprised by my Sister's good manners and complimented my Grandmother on them.

Of course, we were actually from New Jersey but when my Grandmother pointed this out she was told they were the same thing.


Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2008 5:14:40 pm PDT #4301 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Though my favorite is meeting people who just presume that everybody who lives in a city is likely to be murderized the second they walk out the door. "I would never live in a city!"

I have finally stopped hearing "You ride the SUBWAY?!?!?"

Um, yeah. Like every single day? They don't have guys with sharpened screw drivers waiting for you at the turnstyles.


DavidS - Apr 11, 2008 5:21:55 pm PDT #4302 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And the girl's parents were plesantly surprised by my Sister's good manners and complimented my Grandmother on them.

If she's so well-mannered how come she was such a bitca the year you were both living with your Mom?


Pix - Apr 11, 2008 5:22:02 pm PDT #4303 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Though my favorite is meeting people who just presume that everybody who lives in a city is likely to be murderized the second they walk out the door. "I would never live in a city!"
Heh. Yeah. I get that a lot back home when I say I live in L.A. Given where I spend most of my time, I find it hysterical.

I've gotten a lot of anti-Yankee bias any time I've been in the South and in Texas. It annoys me sometimes, but not enough to get worked up about. I do think in terms of bias against Southerers, though, that the stereotype of being stupid would bother me.

Oh wait. Blonde. Right.


Cass - Apr 11, 2008 5:24:11 pm PDT #4304 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am a Formula 1 fan
How did I not know this? Why have we not been sharing in this love? Who do you like? Sorry. Got a little fangirly glee going on there.

They don't have guys with sharpened screw drivers waiting for you at the turnstyles.
No, it's even scarier than that. There were people who wanted me to engage in ... casual conversation with them. On the subway! Dude, be aloof. And don't talk to the misanthrope. It's just confusing.