she said she's also a model, so yeah.

Damn her! I'm guessing she got all the height and none of the chubby!

(although, technically, I have modeled. I was Miss August in Hampden Hotties calendar my friend did for her store a few years back and I was modeled the Best 5-Minute Beehive model in Baltimore Magazine when my hair lady got that award.)

YAY NO CANCER!!!!

I'm so happy, Aimee!

Good luck at your meeting, sweetie! I can't wait to hear how it goes.

Aims, I'm so happy to hear the news about sis.

Yay Aimee's sister!

"A masturbation chapter? Way to sneak that in at the end of the sentence -- now that's a revolutionary ide-- oh. Nyever miynd."

This is totally how I read it too.

Glad y'all like me drunk. :)

We like you any way we can get you ;)

Bev for Queen of the World!!! hoists sign, chatns "tea and cake or death!"

The overprivilege kills me - I went to college with a bunch of kids like that. I started working for real at 16, too. I tried to work earlier, but AK's child labor laws are srs bznz, so I just worked at various arts festivals and theaters as a go-fer.

HOORAY FOR AIMEE'S CANCER-LESS SISTER!!!

{{{Sean and S}}}

Speaking of working in theater, I was supposed to be the alternate board op for Point Break LIVE!, an improv show based on the movie. Show up yesterday at the theater (which is a pain to get to) to learn the cues, only to be told "oh, we called to many people, sorry but we don't need you." Grrrrr. People! Call if you don't need me!

meara is the cutest drunkgrrl evah!

{{{{Sean & S}}}} We got your back, hon.

haz bangs. jury is still out. some looks in the mirror, I like.

others, I think I look like Jerry Seinfeld.

She was lying next to him, holding his hand and saying "don't cry Fico, Mommy be right back" and then just telling him about going to school today, basically repeating stuff that I had been telling her. It was so sweet it almost killed me.

Sweetness! I have a little blood blister on my pinkie from baseball practice and whenever Matilda notices it she kisses it better.

I started mowing lawns when I was 9 - and this was in Florida where it's fairly arduous (grass gets very thick with all that rain) when you're pushing the mower. Babysat my nephew and mowed lawns all growing up. When I was 15 I got my first afterschool job cleaning boats at Starboard Marine. Did office temp work the summer before college and worked during college (washed dishes, did campus mail) and typed papers. Worked during the summers as a maintenance man or grounds crew and later did construction work. Switched to office work after college and got my first editing job in my mid-twenties. And I still don't have a good work ethic. But I do know something about working.

JZ's being a good citizen and volunteering at the homeless shelter today. She's meeting with the HR director next week and I expect she'll get a job offer. [knocks wood] She's done about five interviews there in the last two weeks.

Next Monday my soon-to-be publisher will be back from vacation and I hope we can finalize my contract and get my advance.

Oh! And I really need to see a picture of lisah as the beehive queen.

And if Sox wants to grace us with a picture of the new bangs I think we can disabuse her of the Seinfeld comparison.