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Daisy Jane - Apr 10, 2008 7:40:14 pm PDT #4115 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

A good friend of mine and I were hanging out last night talking to our couple friends one of whom has a son who is fucking. up.

B said, "I grew up very priveleged [and he did, dad was a pretty rich guy, mom stayed home] and two of my brother's fucked up. I'm the youngest so when I hit high school and started pulling the 'oh my life is so rough, being a teenager sucks' my dad made me spend every Saturday volunteering-at the homeless shelter, the cancer ward, abused women's shelters. It's pretty hard to feel like an entitled shit when you're talking to a kid your age whose jaw is wired shut because his dad beat him."

Laga - Apr 10, 2008 7:53:16 pm PDT #4116 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

is that why my Mom made me volunteer?

Speaking of jaws wired shut- I'm feeling so bad for my roommate who still has a week to go. Does anybody have a favorite recipe that is (or can be) pureed enough to suck through your teeth?

ION I brought my ipod to work today and a black kid told me I had a lot of soul. I was like, "right on!" but now that I think about it I wonder if he just meant he was surprised how much soul music I have on my ipod.

Daisy Jane - Apr 10, 2008 8:29:11 pm PDT #4117 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Tomato soup? I don't know, Laga. Poor roomie.

Laga - Apr 10, 2008 8:34:07 pm PDT #4118 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I've never tried to make tomato soup from scratch. Maybe gazpacho...

Poor roomie.

so very much this. He was having a sneezing fit this morning that must have beef awful. On the other hand he has an excuse for going to Cold Stone Creamery every day for a peanut butter shake.

Fay - Apr 10, 2008 8:36:43 pm PDT #4119 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Mashed potato and gravy? Pumpkin pie filling?

Laga - Apr 10, 2008 8:38:18 pm PDT #4120 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Mashed potato and gravy? Pumpkin pie filling?

ooh! Both great ideas. We can blend the potatoes with the gravy for dinner and the pie filling with rum & oj for dessert.

Daisy Jane - Apr 10, 2008 8:44:45 pm PDT #4121 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

pie filling with rum & oj for dessert.

Lucky bastard. (Ok, not really)

Can anyone tell me how to make an icon for LJ or whatever. It's for work! Really!

Vortex - Apr 10, 2008 8:46:04 pm PDT #4122 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm sorry, we just can't help you do actual work. Fun or porn, yes, but not work.

Daisy Jane - Apr 10, 2008 8:47:02 pm PDT #4123 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Is it ok if it's fun work?

Laga - Apr 10, 2008 8:49:15 pm PDT #4124 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm so glad I put the Home Movies soundtrack on my ipod. Every once in a while someone will be in the office when the thing starts playing "Septopus" or "He is Franz Kafka!" and it really freaks them out.

The lj icons I made by myself are just wee pictures. I don't know how to do captions or animation or suchlike.

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