Not trying to.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'll send you Owen as a substitute, Sean.
He didn't want to get dressed yesterday so he took the clothes I had in my hands, ran away and threw them down the stairs. Then he came back to me and said, "You'll never find the clothes now. Heh-heh-heh."
It was the heh-heh-heh that got me.
Yeah, Emeline still occasionally busts out with the "Mwa-ha-haaaaa!!" And I love her for it.
DED FROM CUTE
Liv is now sitting in her doll stroller sucking on one of her dolls' baby bottles.
::facepalms::
But...it's evil cute. Complete with cackling!
Fear the cute! Even as you grin and wibble, these children shall be bringing about your painful demise!
"NEVER!"
Well, she's ready for when she has to defy the forces of Guilder--or wherever Prince Humperdinck was from.
Clearly you missed the part where I IS DED.
But was it painful?
Yes, aCUTEly so.