Angel: Eve. So, I guess we should, I don't know, talk? Eve: About what? Angel: About what happened back there with us. Eve: Angel, it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Apr 09, 2008 2:14:55 pm PDT #3889 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

See, what I got out of this sentence is "great...even she's got a husband."

I’m so with you on that.

Only slightly related (this quote sparked the memory, though, and it’s too cute to not share), my youngest girl at the after school program had a priceless little conversation with me tonight. She just turned four. I was down on her level, zipping up her coat so we could go outside.

E: Miss Val, did you get married?
Me: Nope. I haven’t gotten married yet.
E: You just haven’t found the right man?
Me: You could say that.
E: My mommy got married when she found the right man. He’s my daddy now.
Me: Yeah? Why was he the right man?
E: Because he was tall. (Note: He’s not actually that tall.) Don’t worry, Miss Val. Some day you’ll find the right tall man too. And then you can have a [kid’s name] too!

It was pretty sweet. Then her older sister (who’s in first grade) said, “She’s such a little kid. She doesn’t understand what it means to be in love.” You can’t make this stuff up.

when my friends got married their favorite gift was not on the registry. The groom's family got together and bought all kinds of household items that you might not think of- mops, scrubbies, cleansers, plastic wrap and foil... they assembled a near life-sized bride and groom out of the component parts.

My cousin’s wedding I went to in Alabama a few weeks ago? They bought a house, and they’re moving in soon. When they first went to see the house, they fell in love with the rocking chairs on the front porch--so much that my cousin tried to surprise his fiancé by trying to work them into the purchase of the house. He was devastated when the owners refused. So, his sisters all got together and bought rockers for the front porch. I kind of love that.

I’m of two minds about registries. I REALLY like to do a personal gift. Actually, I had an awesome wall quilt planned for my cousin and his wife. But, between life and the thesis, I just didn’t have time to get it done. So, instead, my brother and I got together and bought them all of one of the sets of stemware on their registry. It was nice to have a backup plan, I guess.

Oh, Susan. Much love and many prayers to your whole family. I’m so glad you’re going to be able to go see her in California.

I could be at Fenway watching the Red Sox right now, but I’m such a good student; I’m writing me Spanish composition that is due tomorrow. I hate being a good student.


omnis_audis - Apr 09, 2008 2:27:41 pm PDT #3890 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Omnis--I would venture to guess that most women don't want to hear that you are attracted to them because they fit a "type." Nothing wrong with having a type, of course, but hearing that is the reason you are attracted is somewhat depersonalizing. I am sure you didn't mean that, but I thought I would mention it for future reference.
Ha, ya, ok, the way I wrote it, i could see that. No, I'm not THAT inept. "hi, I love you cuz your ___ is so ___, will you go out with me?" No, not what I did. I'm not that bad. It happened a few times in those "I am ugly, how can you love me" moments, where I would try and reassure her of why she ISN"T ugly. And then she would be like "you like what? you are a freak" which I always found strange. Why push someone away who finds you attractive? I dunno. Maybe I'm not explaining it right. It was also late teens/early 20's time. Haven't had that issue so much as an adult.


Polter-Cow - Apr 09, 2008 2:31:47 pm PDT #3891 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You guys, my mom just tried to add me on Facebook.


Connie Neil - Apr 09, 2008 2:32:37 pm PDT #3892 of 10001
brillig

Your mother is on Facebook? Is she stalking you? Looking for a community of potential brides to hook you up to--or to make sure you're not looking in the wrong areas?


Polter-Cow - Apr 09, 2008 2:34:31 pm PDT #3893 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think she just joined because it seemed like the thing to do. My cousin got on a month ago to see what the big deal was, too.


Connie Neil - Apr 09, 2008 2:38:24 pm PDT #3894 of 10001
brillig

I anticipate your mother's indoctrination into the world of social computing with great interest.


Laga - Apr 09, 2008 2:43:05 pm PDT #3895 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

You guys, my mom just tried to add me on Facebook.

see- this is why I don't have a Facebook account.


meara - Apr 09, 2008 2:48:35 pm PDT #3896 of 10001

Normally I find it mildly amusing when peoples' moms are on Facebook.

P-C's mom? Hell no. Run away, dude! Run away!!!!


brenda m - Apr 09, 2008 2:59:55 pm PDT #3897 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm with Connie. t makes popcorn


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 3:00:17 pm PDT #3898 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Susan, I'm so sorry. But I'm glad that you have the comfort and joy of Annabel and D., and that despite your mom's tough situation, you still get enjoyment out of the little everyday things, like the library (and I totally LOVE that you get such nerdy joy from the library, BTW).

So who is the best gay in history?

I nominate Oscar Wilde.

Alexander the Great.