Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Apr 09, 2008 10:06:57 am PDT #3821 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Why I love my friends...

me: speaking of darling the Fedex driver was here. She just kills me with her boyish charm. Is it bad form to ask your Fedex driver out?

Heather: nope, its a porno flick

but do it anyway


Cashmere - Apr 09, 2008 10:07:09 am PDT #3822 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I didn't register for candlesticks, but I got five pairs.

I blame Bull Durham.


Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2008 10:08:34 am PDT #3823 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I blame Bull Durham

In the Library!


Laga - Apr 09, 2008 10:10:05 am PDT #3824 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

when my friends got married their favorite gift was not on the registry. The groom's family got together and bought all kinds of household items that you might not think of- mops, scrubbies, cleansers, plastic wrap and foil... they assembled a near life-sized bride and groom out of the component parts. The bride's hair was the mop head, the groom's face was... I forget, something round. Anyway it was really cool.


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 10:14:06 am PDT #3825 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I didn't register for candlesticks, but I got five pairs.

I blame Bull Durham.

t loves Cashmere


meara - Apr 09, 2008 10:49:12 am PDT #3826 of 10001

It's that the registry reads like a shopping list. You start expecting them to include detergent and toilet paper.

Heh. When doing the registry at Target, my friend handed a scanner to her to-be-husband, and let him go....they ended up with things like "a 12 pack of diet coke" on the registry.


juliana - Apr 09, 2008 10:50:20 am PDT #3827 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

When doing the registry at Target, my friend handed a scanner to her to-be-husband, and let him go....they ended up with things like "a 12 pack of diet coke" on the registry.

We got a Peeps-making kit! Which I still have. Um.


Laga - Apr 09, 2008 10:52:52 am PDT #3828 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

wait wait... you can make your own peeps?


brenda m - Apr 09, 2008 10:55:43 am PDT #3829 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. Like Joy's registry on My Name is Earl. "Tequila: need twelve, got twelve."


omnis_audis - Apr 09, 2008 10:55:47 am PDT #3830 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm about to explode. My boss revealed some news that I'm not allowed to tell anyone! UGGGGGG..... I feel like Cyclops without his safety visor! If I look at you, I will tell and everything will be kablamy!