Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Apr 08, 2008 2:15:18 pm PDT #3721 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

too complicated to articulate using initials for anonymity. Too many K's.

you could use other letters. Or numbers.

Please don't make me visit OKCupid! It never ends well.


meara - Apr 08, 2008 2:21:15 pm PDT #3722 of 10001

OMG, am taking most annoying sexual harassment course. Not because of the content (Though it's this faux-cheerful "journey" to a "ultimate harassment free workplace"), but because it's in Flash, and won't let me speed read through it--IT comes up with the "continue" button when it thinks you've had enough time to read. Which is TOO SLOW.


Laga - Apr 08, 2008 2:26:10 pm PDT #3723 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ugh meara I'm so sorry. I had to do one of those not too long ago.


meara - Apr 08, 2008 2:35:50 pm PDT #3724 of 10001

What is the most essential ingredient fo ra harassment-free workplace?

(a) mutual respect

(b) staff meetings

(c) Frequent hugs

And I"m thikning "Well, (b) might cause a lack of harassment if Miracle Man KILLED everyone at his workplace..."


Laga - Apr 08, 2008 2:37:18 pm PDT #3725 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I thought it was backrubs for the girls and blowjobs for the guys... oh wait, that's how to keep from getting kicked off the island.


Stephanie - Apr 08, 2008 3:25:12 pm PDT #3726 of 10001
Trust my rage

Vw, did you find your legal answer? Its a good question but hard to answer without more details.

GC, babycenter saved me after my first miscarriage, but I can't read anything there now. The stupid drives me crazy. I do have a few LJ communities and blogs that I like.


Laga - Apr 08, 2008 3:37:14 pm PDT #3727 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I just misspelled Mary Leakey in a Wikipedia search and the first "oh is this what you meant?" search result was Lord Voldemort. hmm OK.


Cashmere - Apr 08, 2008 3:38:08 pm PDT #3728 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I have a playdate with my yoga instructor and her 2 year old daughter tomorrow. I'm very excited. She's very nice. I hope our kids get along.


erin_obscure - Apr 08, 2008 4:01:34 pm PDT #3729 of 10001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Jumping to share: "It's all fun and games until someone gets a dick in the eye."

Now back to your normally scheduled chatting....


Pix - Apr 08, 2008 4:05:16 pm PDT #3730 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Dear Landlady,
There is a reason Drew and I wanted to pay a little more to hire a good contractor. That trellis thing the cheap guy you hired is adding to our back yard is fugly. Also uneven. I can't grow ivy fast enough to cover it.

Dear Admin,
I've worked here for two years. Why the hell are you making me submit a cover letter and resume for an ancillary, part-time position? Seriously?

Dear Students,
I really don't want to read and grade all of your creative Odyssey assignments. Let's just pretend that I did that already, okay?

Dear Diversity Committee,
Next time you want to put the faculty in the spotlight for incredibly personal questions about religion, family, sexuality, et al, a little notice would be nice.

Dear Self,
Your desk makes the baby Monk cry. Clean it.

.....

It's been a long day. In case you can't tell.