a horrible mutation. Or possibly a brilliant mutation.
Maybe sorta' like Brundlefly....
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 6:34:29 am PDT #2634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Apr 01, 2008 6:34:51 am PDT #2635 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Isn't Newhart, like, the anti-Thompson?
Hence the humor! Unless you're suggesting they cancel each other out. Though you are probably ignorant of Newhart's breakthrough comedy albums which were all based on one-sided phone conversations.
Emily - Apr 01, 2008 6:37:51 am PDT #2636 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Unless you're suggesting they cancel each other out.
Well, in a breeding situation. Your point about humor is well-taken, I just think their actual genes couldn't survive in close proximity. Metaphorically. That is, a metaphor which is close to and yet different from yours in its... visualization.
No no, I think my mother had Bob Newhart albums. Also Bill Cosby, I think. Or else I'm getting them mixed up.
vw bug - Apr 01, 2008 6:43:33 am PDT #2637 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Picspam:
My cousin and his beautiful bride as they left the church: [link]
Me and my nephew at the church: [link]
amych - Apr 01, 2008 6:46:53 am PDT #2638 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Aww, vw, lovely lovely pics!
erikaj - Apr 01, 2008 6:54:09 am PDT #2639 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
"No, no...seriously, Uncle John. You take this weed, light it on fire, and take in the smoke...hello?" Mom loves the Pilgrim Bob Newhart phone gags. Yes, Hec, my dad is a fuckwit. But he's a highly nostalgic fuckwit with money. Perfect audience for Smayage.
Aims - Apr 01, 2008 6:58:47 am PDT #2640 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Stealth Post:
New directive from Boss: Much like how the Marines are "Unit Core God Country", my new set of Priorites are supposed to be "Work Work Work and if there's time Family School".
Anyway.
SailAweigh - Apr 01, 2008 7:01:14 am PDT #2641 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
vw, your cousin looks nicely smug and abashed at the same time. And his bride is beautiful, love the dress!
Also, in case I haven't mentioned it before, I absolutely love your current hair color. It is perfect for you.
MM, I'd just turn the ringer off. The phone would really hate me.
sumi - Apr 01, 2008 7:01:21 am PDT #2642 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
What does that mean?
And I think you should decide that it's an April Fool's thing.
vw bug - Apr 01, 2008 7:02:39 am PDT #2643 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Also, in case I haven't mentioned it before, I absolutely love your current hair color. It is perfect for you.
HA! It's my natural color with a few leftover highlights. Too funny!