I said to the stylist "One of these days I'm going to come in here and be daring," and the owner, working on someone in the next chair over said, "You're going to get a really big trim?"
Hee! I need to fly down to visit and be a bad influence.
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jan 24, 2008 9:12:14 am PST #5202 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
shrift - Jan 24, 2008 9:13:59 am PST #5203 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
And today's Dinosaur Comics is perfect. Today is totally Disappointment Thursday.
Gudanov - Jan 24, 2008 9:15:07 am PST #5204 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Sure AlGoreistan sounds good but there is also DickChenistan it doesn't fly but is located XXXXXClassifiedXXXXXX and has XXXXClassifiedXXXX, not to mention XXXXClassifiedXXXX. Everything is powered by good reliable fossil fuels that are XXXXClassifiedXXXX from XXXXClassifiedXXXX and XXXXClassifiedXXXX. Defense is XXXXClassifiedXXXX XXXXClassifiedXXXX in the form of XXXXClassifiedXXXX XXXXClassifiedXXXX XXXXClassifiedXXXX muppet hearts. No giraffes though, they all died from XXXXClassifiedXXXX. The health care system is fantastic as long as you have plenty of money or don't get sick. The economic system is completely unfettered leading to tremendous wealth creation for X% of the population. XXXXClassifiedXXXX. XXXXClassifiedXXXX. Finally, you get your own man sized safe when you XXXXClassifiedXXXX.
hippocampus - Jan 24, 2008 9:15:59 am PST #5205 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
bwah!
lisah - Jan 24, 2008 9:25:27 am PST #5206 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
And today's Dinosaur Comics is perfect.
oh, lord. ha! also...sigh
Atropa - Jan 24, 2008 9:34:54 am PST #5207 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
ita, remember to apply sunblock to your shaved head.
I have no motivation today. I would like more sleep. I would also like some cupcakes, and maybe to go wandering through thrift stores instead of having to edit How To topics. Oooh, and a laser kitten! I need one.
aurelia - Jan 24, 2008 9:40:54 am PST #5208 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I don't think cats would wear armor any better than kittens would. I've seen cats flop over when a string was thrown over its back. Also, good luck with all those fasteners, especially on the tail.
Daisy Jane - Jan 24, 2008 9:41:44 am PST #5209 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So here is a short with my sister eating jerky-also being funny. [link]
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2008 10:08:21 am PST #5210 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If this is true, it's just very sad: EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears’ Bizarre School Visit
Britney used to annoy me - now I just feel sorry for her....
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2008 10:16:23 am PST #5211 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
10 different, awesome toasters: [link]