I'm a little worried about how AlGoreistan is going to fit any people on its ship, with all the giraffes on board. Also, whether we'll spend all our free time shoveling giraffe shit.
Freedom is never free, people! We pay for freedom in the price of giraffe shit!
meeting lisa, FINALLY is at the top of the list for next trip to Balmore.
I'm a little worried about how AlGoreistan is going to fit any people on its ship, with all the giraffes on board.
If some prehistoric amateur carpenter with a "mission from God" can fit all the animals of the Earth on a goddamn boat, I think we can manage a couple hundred giraffes.
Is Algoreistan an Island?
I was imagining a landlocked nation surrounded by a protective mountain range.
I was imagining a landlocked nation surrounded by a protective mountain range.
Yeah, or surrounded by firery volcanos. Mount Dooms 1-17.
If some prehistoric amateur carpenter with a "mission from God" can fit all the animals of the Earth on a goddamn boat, I think we can manage a couple hundred giraffes.
I think all the animals were pocket-sized in those days. Noah's Ark was actually The Minnow! You could fit 100 giraffes into a coconut!
Jessica specified that ALGoreistan would be in international waters, so, I'm presuming it's either a ship, or Bermuda.
These are good questions. Where is AlGoreistan?
We need a lay of the land before we can truly begin to format an overall defense strategy.
eta: Yeah, right, forgot about the international waters bit.
An island it is!
But we can still have a volcano.
Oh yes, definitely!
(hey, that works to msbelle and it being out of my price range.)
What ever happened to the one that was a fsbo and the owners were asking way too much and doing no work?
Actually, perusing realtor.com for the zip, there's a lot of stuff adjacent that isn't too insane. Of course, some of it is also in the sketchorrific part of it (and I say this from my iffy neighborhood.)
The giraffes can just transport themselves via the Giraffe Navy: [link]
the Giraffe navy is as strong as ever, contrary to recent claims in the popular press.