Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Jan 23, 2008 10:57:43 pm PST #5097 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

We're gonna need to recalibrate cute after those pictures and videos. Awwwwww!


Strega - Jan 23, 2008 11:50:08 pm PST #5098 of 10001

This is hilarious. It's a list of all the things that made David Banner angry on The Incredible Hulk.

75. Beaten up by all the other prisoners in the work camp, in the middle of the night while he is trying to sleep, when he emphatically told them not to beat him up that particular night

108. Having several clay pots broken over his head in the middle of the now-burning room (why is the room always burning?), and then knocking an entire case of same clay pots onto same head, and then, while lying very still and struggling not to get angry, having his pants catch fire

Some of them seem like scenarios from Final Destination.


Jessica - Jan 24, 2008 3:34:46 am PST #5099 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OMGCUTEBABIES!

They both have such fantabulous smiles. I love this one of Noah.


Jessica - Jan 24, 2008 4:06:37 am PST #5100 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In other AWESOME news, Al Gore supports same-sex marriage:

"Gay men and women ought to have the same rights as heterosexual men and women -- to make contracts, to have hospital visiting rights, to join together in marriage, and I don't understand why it is considered by some people to be a threat to heterosexual marriage," he says on the video, which appears on his Current TV network. "Shouldn't we be promoting the kind of faithfulness and loyalty to ones partner regardless of sexual orientation?"

I'm going to form my own soverign nation in international waters and invite him to be President of it. Who's with me?


Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 4:07:41 am PST #5101 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm going to form my own soverign nation in international waters and invite him to be President of it. Who's with me?

Can I be Commander of the Armed Forces?

Even if the Armed Forces are just, like, me and Sean with some sticks?


brenda m - Jan 24, 2008 4:10:35 am PST #5102 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Where do I sign up?


Jessica - Jan 24, 2008 4:11:19 am PST #5103 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, in AlGoreistan, the word "sovereign" will be spelled "soverign," apparently.

Even if the Armed Forces are just, like, me and Sean with some sticks?

Will they be sharpened sticks?


Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 4:12:21 am PST #5104 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Will they be sharpened sticks?

Sure, I got a pocket knife.

Not even a country yet and we already got arms escalation issues.


Sue - Jan 24, 2008 4:13:01 am PST #5105 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I dreamt that it was spring last night. Alas, there aren't lilacs and tulips blooming in my backyard.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 24, 2008 4:14:00 am PST #5106 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMGWTFPENGUINS!