This is hilarious. It's a list of all the things that made David Banner angry on The Incredible Hulk.
75. Beaten up by all the other prisoners in the work camp, in the middle of the night while he is trying to sleep, when he emphatically told them not to beat him up that particular night
108. Having several clay pots broken over his head in the middle of the now-burning room (why is the room always burning?), and then knocking an entire case of same clay pots onto same head, and then, while lying very still and struggling not to get angry, having his pants catch fire
Some of them seem like scenarios from Final Destination.
OMGCUTEBABIES!
They both have such fantabulous smiles. I love this one of Noah.
In other AWESOME news, Al Gore supports same-sex marriage:
"Gay men and women ought to have the same rights as heterosexual men and women -- to make contracts, to have hospital visiting rights, to join together in marriage, and I don't understand why it is considered by some people to be a threat to heterosexual marriage," he says on the video, which appears on his Current TV network. "Shouldn't we be promoting the kind of faithfulness and loyalty to ones partner regardless of sexual orientation?"
I'm going to form my own soverign nation in international waters and invite him to be President of it. Who's with me?
I'm going to form my own soverign nation in international waters and invite him to be President of it. Who's with me?
Can I be Commander of the Armed Forces?
Even if the Armed Forces are just, like, me and Sean with some sticks?
Also, in AlGoreistan, the word "sovereign" will be spelled "soverign," apparently.
Even if the Armed Forces are just, like, me and Sean with some sticks?
Will they be sharpened sticks?
Will they be sharpened sticks?
Sure, I got a pocket knife.
Not even a country yet and we already got arms escalation issues.
I dreamt that it was spring last night. Alas, there aren't lilacs and tulips blooming in my backyard.
Not even a country yet and we already got arms escalation issues.
Yeah, this is why I'm thinking you shouldn't be in charge of the armory.
You can be in charge of the teleportation beams.