Mutant pig, mutant pig, does whatever a mutant pig does...
Did we have this before? I think this is a different one.
Two-snouted, three-eyed piglet born in China
Hot in the (many) footsteps of the six-legged cow and the three-legged duck comes another animal you won't find on Old MacDonald's farm - the two-mouthed, three-eyed Chinese piglet.
Born in Huimen village, Menla County, China, the piglet was unable to take milk from its mother, forcing farmer Yang Qiaofen to feed it using the mouths it had on either side of its head.
As well as the extra mandibular equipment, the puzzling porcine was blessed with an extra eye in the middle of its forehead, earning it the nickname "Cyclops".
The seventh of seven in its litter, young Cyclops was the only abnormal birth.
While it is able to feed - "both mouths can drink at the same time," noted a surprised Yang, who is feeding it on powdered milk - it is unable to stand properly.
From
The Onion:
Bill Clinton: 'Screw It, I'm Running For President'
The article is OK - but check out the Onion news special election banner on top of the page - it made me laugh....
As long as Tim has popcorn capacity in the theater, I'm totally in.
My verdict on jury duty in Queens: Boring. So far. There's no video with famous people like there is in Manhattan, they just give you a pamphlet. So far I'm in voir dire, and they've picked three jurors. I'm hoping I don't end up on the jury, since they're talking about a two-week trial, and I have shit to do! But we'll see. Of course I'm all about fulfilling my civic duty.
If I do end up on the jury, I think I'm going to have to buy some kind of portable internet device, because I almost started having DTs today.
Oooh, oooh, what kind of case? Also, where are you in Queens and who is the judge?
Did I miss the discussion of National Pie Day?
PIE!
Not a great picture but Oz in the hated sweater-we call him C'Oz in it. [link]
PIE!
heh - we were reading Cloudy, with a chance of meatballs last night and there was a tiny part of a scoreboard in one illustration that said "game called on account of pie." it made me chuckle.
Wow Allyson, I have total house envy.
Also? I vote rock not alien, if we're taking votes.
I have celebrated Pie Day by purchasing peach, cherry, and apple pies and sharing them with coworkers.
