You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Jan 23, 2008 1:06:49 pm PST #5013 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wow Allyson, I have total house envy.

Also? I vote rock not alien, if we're taking votes.


Allyson - Jan 23, 2008 1:25:53 pm PST #5014 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have celebrated Pie Day by purchasing peach, cherry, and apple pies and sharing them with coworkers.


beth b - Jan 23, 2008 1:33:18 pm PST #5015 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I have no pie. Waiting for the pie fairy.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2008 1:48:21 pm PST #5016 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dammit! No pie! I can't believe I've lived my life so wrongly to bring it to this.


Amy - Jan 23, 2008 1:51:46 pm PST #5017 of 10001
Because books.

I have no pie, either. I don't even have cake. So wrong.


aurelia - Jan 23, 2008 1:53:26 pm PST #5018 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I have no pie. I just had bao, though.

Shrift, I'm working in your vicinity again. I'll be here through next week if you want to catch a meal sometime.


Lee - Jan 23, 2008 2:22:18 pm PST #5019 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I also have no pie.


Liese S. - Jan 23, 2008 2:23:22 pm PST #5020 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

No pie! And dammit, now I realize I forgot to pick up my key lime bars, too, because the thrice cursed eponymous floor store lied once again about where my flooring was and I was so pissed when I left I didn't go by my local bakery.

But, fie on thee, floor store, because my small, local hardware chain instead had, in stock, a really lovely hickory laminate, which was what I wanted in the first place! For cheaper.


Jessica - Jan 23, 2008 2:28:51 pm PST #5021 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Staggering Levels Of Mercury Found In Top NYC Sushi Spots

Gack! That's not good news at all.

I guess I should be glad the majority of my sushi consumption these days is cheap stuff for lunch and not Blue Ribbon. (But oh, Blue Ribbon Sushi, you are so very delicious. Yum.)


Dana - Jan 23, 2008 2:33:46 pm PST #5022 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have Godiva chocolate and the new Torchwood. But no pie.