You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jan 23, 2008 7:44:24 am PST #4948 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just think he should take lots of vacations so I can "watch the dogs."


Allyson - Jan 23, 2008 7:47:24 am PST #4949 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There's a TV in the bunker. No TV or fridge on that floor.

But we're already planning a movie schedule for the theater. Which has a candy counter, ticket booth, marquee, lounge, and its own bathroom. The theater lounge opens up onto a patio, and if you walk along the path, you get to the waterfall.


Emily - Jan 23, 2008 7:51:59 am PST #4950 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

In pet news, the cat who stowed away on a plane.

That could have been such a much sadder phone call. How much would you hate to be that guy if things had ended differently?

Also, Virginia is being wicked dry as well. I've been giving my cat electric shocks for a week now.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2008 7:57:27 am PST #4951 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I gotta take this step by step.

There's a TV in the bunker. No TV or fridge on that floor.

An entire floor with no TV? I'm not sure that will work. But easy enough to fix after move-in.

But we're already planning a movie schedule for the theater.

I'm assuming it plays DVDs. Has he committed to an HD DVD format? Will he go both ways? What other formats will the theatre accept?

Which has a candy counter

Is it dedicated to candy, or can we stock it with cooler food? I'm thinking decent pizza, desserts, chicken wings...

ticket booth,

Not big on that.

marquee,

Where does that face, and how much text can we put up?

lounge,

Always pro lounge.

and its own bathroom.

Full or half?

The theater lounge opens up onto a patio, and if you walk along the path, you get to the waterfall.

Tell me he doesn't have an infinity pool. Please.


amych - Jan 23, 2008 8:00:23 am PST #4952 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Tell me he doesn't have an infinity pool

Is that like a Lazarus Pit?


hippocampus - Jan 23, 2008 8:00:37 am PST #4953 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

But we're already planning a movie schedule for the theater.

OMWF Singalong.... Firefly watch-n-post....

...

what?


Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 8:01:19 am PST #4954 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Tell me he doesn't have an infinity pool

Is that like a Lazarus Pit?

If Tim were Ra's al Ghul, I think the whole planet would be laid waste...by DRAMA!


lisah - Jan 23, 2008 8:02:09 am PST #4955 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Infinity pools Freak Me Out...not that I've ever been in one. But the pictures of them are creepy to me.


Theodosia - Jan 23, 2008 8:04:41 am PST #4956 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Um? They're just treadmills, but with water.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2008 8:06:37 am PST #4957 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Jacuzzi + fireplace? I... guess that's like putting a space heater in front of your bathtub, right? Except fireplaces can't electrocute you.

Just BURN YOU TO DEATH! Though I guess the water in the jacuzzi would probably make that a non-issue.

Tell me he doesn't have an infinity pool

Is that like a Lazarus Pit?

::snorfle::