Jacuzzi + fireplace? I... guess that's like putting a space heater in front of your bathtub, right? Except fireplaces can't electrocute you.
Just BURN YOU TO DEATH! Though I guess the water in the jacuzzi would probably make that a non-issue.
Tell me he doesn't have an infinity pool
Is that like a Lazarus Pit?
::snorfle::
you get to the waterfall
Man!
I have to admit, a fireplace seems like overkill in Southern California.
They're just treadmills, but with water.
The kind with the invisible edge are what freak me out:
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It gets cold-ish at night, though. Since it's a desert climate, once the sun goes down, the temperature plummets. In the winter it's anywhere from 35-60, plenty cold enough for a fire. Even in the summer, it drops 20 or more degrees at night.
No infinity pool, and I don't think there's a fridge in the theater or anything to keep pizza warm. There will be a popcorn machine.
I'm currently pitching a soda machine to complete it.
The marquee faces the loggia (one of three loggias) that's next to the tower.
Ooh, he doesn't need a soda machine, he just needs a penguin!
You know what it is? Goddamn CONVECTION. Physics is conspiring against me.
Bernoulli effect!
Or so I choose to believe.
Ooh, he doesn't need a soda machine, he just needs a penguin!
Even knowing exactly what Liese means by this, I just love this sentence.
It's possible I should clarify. A person like Tim is capable of misinterpreting to literal penguin. And then I'd be responsible for the raising of a wild animal in an unsuitable climate, and there's just heartbreak down that path.