I got a tour of Tim's remodeled place (well, basically rebuilt from ground up to a third story).

There's a sunken jacuzzi with....wait for it...a fireplace in front of it.

Don't get me started on the underground bunker. No, I'm not kidding. There's a bunker.

I think I could move in and he wouldn't notice I was there for like, months.

Jacuzzi + fireplace? I... guess that's like putting a space heater in front of your bathtub, right? Except fireplaces can't electrocute you.

There's a sunken jacuzzi with....wait for it...a fireplace in front of it.

A significant other is just gratuitous at that point.

Allyson, is there a TV? Fridge? Because I might never leave.

In spam today: "Hair replacement replenishes what you've lost"

About a day late and a dollar short, bucko.

I just think he should take lots of vacations so I can "watch the dogs."

There's a TV in the bunker. No TV or fridge on that floor.

But we're already planning a movie schedule for the theater. Which has a candy counter, ticket booth, marquee, lounge, and its own bathroom. The theater lounge opens up onto a patio, and if you walk along the path, you get to the waterfall.

In pet news, the cat who stowed away on a plane.

That could have been such a much sadder phone call. How much would you hate to be that guy if things had ended differently?

Also, Virginia is being wicked dry as well. I've been giving my cat electric shocks for a week now.

Okay, I gotta take this step by step.

There's a TV in the bunker. No TV or fridge on that floor.

An entire floor with no TV? I'm not sure that will work. But easy enough to fix after move-in.

But we're already planning a movie schedule for the theater.

I'm assuming it plays DVDs. Has he committed to an HD DVD format? Will he go both ways? What other formats will the theatre accept?

Which has a candy counter

Is it dedicated to candy, or can we stock it with cooler food? I'm thinking decent pizza, desserts, chicken wings...

ticket booth,

Not big on that.

marquee,

Where does that face, and how much text can we put up?

lounge,

Always pro lounge.

and its own bathroom.

Full or half?

The theater lounge opens up onto a patio, and if you walk along the path, you get to the waterfall.

Tell me he doesn't have an infinity pool. Please.

Tell me he doesn't have an infinity pool

Is that like a Lazarus Pit?

But we're already planning a movie schedule for the theater.

OMWF Singalong.... Firefly watch-n-post....

...

what?