So, has anyone ever fantasized about putting a Q-Tip into the chuck of an electric drill and cleaning your ears that way?
Now I have!
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2008 4:43:08 am PST #4872 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Allyson - Jan 23, 2008 4:45:50 am PST #4873 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
even if NJmom was still after her college-bound son's passwords.
I think the kids learned a valuable lesson. DO NOT YouTube your stupidity. Then you can get drunk and vomit on the train and your mom won't email the link to the whole school.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 23, 2008 4:50:34 am PST #4874 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Oh, ugh re: Heath Ledger. So talented and young and pretty. I liked him. Also, this is a little to hard on the heels of a recent drug overdose death in my own extended family. Bleh. Manomanoman.
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2008 4:51:05 am PST #4875 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In the future, the ultimate in ear cleaning will be having hundreds or thousands of tiny nanites in your ear to clean it. Some will have tiny shovels; others will wield tiny hoses that spray warm soapy water. Then they'll break out the tiny wet/dry shop-vac....
Frankenbuddha - Jan 23, 2008 4:55:44 am PST #4876 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In the future, the ultimate in ear cleaning will be having hundreds or thousands of tiny nanites in your ear to clean it. Some will have tiny shovels; others will wield tiny hoses that spray warm soapy water. Then they'll break out the tiny wet/dry shop-vac....
...and then Skynet goes live and they grind up your brain.
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2008 4:59:29 am PST #4877 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
...and then Skynet goes live and they grind up your brain.
But at least your ears would be clean for a while.
I wonder if when Skynet goes live, it'll spend a few milliseconds reading the entire internet (Hi, Skynet!) and then think, "Shit, they're gonna blame me for everything...."
sarameg - Jan 23, 2008 5:04:31 am PST #4878 of 10001
The Frontline special was fascinating. I felt angry on behalf of the kids for some portions, though.
Glad you caught it!
Mmrph. How can it be only wednesday? I'm so done with this week.
hippocampus - Jan 23, 2008 5:06:32 am PST #4879 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
DO NOT YouTube your stupidity.
such a good lesson. NJmom may disagree - or feel 'left out' though.
sarameg - hope today is better than yesterday.
sarameg - Jan 23, 2008 5:07:24 am PST #4880 of 10001
That mother had boundary issues, bigtime.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2008 5:08:12 am PST #4881 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I wish I had been home to see the Frontline-- it sounds interesting.
I think I am overtired, because I just saw and In Memoriam post for Heath Ledger at icanhazcheesburger, which was a Brokeback Mountain LOLcat, and it made me cry.